Judge, 1914-04-11 · page 20 of 24
Judge — April 11, 1914 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This page from **Judge** magazine (circa 1914, based on the legal notice) is primarily **advertising and humor content** rather than political satire. The page features: **Cartoons/Humor:** - "Passing the Mustard" and related short comic dialogues about courtship and marriage—typical early 20th-century domestic humor - A recurring theme mocking couples who resemble each other and gender dynamics in relationships **Advertisements:** - Hotel Le Marquis and Hotel Marlborough (NYC lodging) - I.W. Harper Whiskey (featuring a period-appropriate serving illustration) - A "National Sportsman" magazine watch fob offer - White Rock mineral water **"Observations" column:** Generic advice about life and money—not satirical, just platitudes. No identifiable political figures or specific contemporary events appear on this page. The satire is **social rather than political**—poking fun at dating, marriage expectations, and gender relations typical of Judge's humor style. The page reflects early 20th-century attitudes toward courtship and domesticity without addressing particular current events or public figures.
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Passing the Mustary Canceled—He—They say, dear, that people who live together get in time to look exactly alike. She—Then you may consider my re fusal final.—New York Sun. LEGAL NOTICE. Easily Satisfied—First girl (at seashore) HOTEL LE MAR UIS IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ACT OF CONGRESS, of] ~~! don’t care what kind of a husband] August 24th, 1912, the following statement is printed: Judge. get. published weekly at New York, James A. Waldron, Editor Second girl—Gracious! a 4 nd Mi Editor, 25 Fifth Avenue, New York City. fy § ee 12 to 16 East 31st St. New York: Business Manager, Reuben P. Sleicher, 225 Fifth, Avenue. First girl—So long as he’s rich, hand. . Just off th Aw o New York City. ‘Publisher, John A.’ Sleicher, eh », ki ane sae re toan Reena New York City Owner, Leslidudge Company, | S0me, kind and generous.—Boston Tran. 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City. 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Edward Roliauer, Notary| YOUu're a coward to make the boast behind Public No, 33, mother’s back.’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer, How She Proposed—‘‘Miss Ethel,”’ he HOTEL MARLBOROUGH begat, og Etat mean-—lve hao you long “enough to drop the ‘Miss,’ Broadway, 36th to 37th St., New York. haven’t 1?” This famous hotel has been entirely remodelled and refurnished, up She fixed her lovely eyes upon him with to date in every appointment, and can now be compared favorably with a meaning gaze. ‘Yes, I think you any hotel in the city. have,’’ she said. ‘What prefix do you It has the most convenient location, being within five minutes from wish to substitute?’’—Catholic Citizen. the Pennsylvania and N.Y, Central Stations, within a few seconds of the leading theatres and department stores. Quite Reasonable—‘‘So you don’t call No other hotel on Broadway has such large and beautiful rooms at on Miss Bute any more. Quarreled?” the rates of “Well, I told her I preferred to have $1.00 Per Day and Up; Rooms with Bath, $1.50 Per Day Up her kiss me before and not after she ‘| Additional Each Person. kissed her pet dog.”” A Location Unsurpassed in 7 . “And what did she say?’” New York City. “She said I evidently forgot that the dog might have his preferences, too.”"— Boston Transcript. Observations Watch Fob When you study a problem—a fact— . you are chewing it. When you absorb the situation— the You like to HUNT and FISH. fact—you have digested it. ‘Phen surety, 700 will eniey the The man who is always deriding wealth Magazine, with its 160 richly in always borrowing money: F Mustrated pages. full to over. The way to hatch out trouble is to lowing with interesting stories eri and valuable information about brood over it. 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