Judge — March 7, 1914 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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CRUISES TO THE WEST INDIES and PANAMA CANAL March 11 and April 11 by S. S. VICTORIA LUISE (17,000 tons) largest cruising steamer sail- ing in the Caribbean. Ports of call — Havana, San Juan, Kingston, Colo, including a trip on the Canal, La Guayon (Venezuela), Port of Spain (Trini- dad), Bridgeton, Fort de France, St. Pierre, St. Thomas. Short trip covers Havana, Panama, Jamaica. Duration 16 to 27 days, Costing $145-$175 up. ATLAS SERVICE Weekly sailings by new Twin Screw Steamers to Cuba, Jamaica and Panama Canal, Hayti, Colombia, Costa Rica, Nicaragua. MEDITERRANEAN SERVICE by Steamships Cincinnati, Cleve- land, Hamburg and Moltke. Ports of call: Madeira, Gibraltar, Algiers, Naples, and Genoa. Summer Cruises to the Land of the Midnight Sun. From Hamburg dur- ing June, July and August. 1915 Around the World, Through Panama Canal From New York, January 31, 1915, by S.S, Cleveland (17,000 tom). Du- ration 135 days. Rates $900 up, including shore trips and necessary ex- penses. Write for informa: stating cruise. ‘Ofices in principal cities. Hamburg - American Line 41-45 Broadway, New York Philadelphia Baltimore Boston Pituburgh Minneapolis New Orleans _ Chicago St. Louis ‘San Francisco Montreal Treasure Trove SHE found a pair of bloomers which Her mother used to wear. ‘Ah, ha!’’ she cried. ‘*Here’s something rich! I’m lucky, I declare !”” She took them to her tailor, who Soon ripped the legs apart And made the peach a skirt from each To justify his art. —S. EL Kiser, A Composite Baby Grandmother No, 1—It looks ever so much like its mother looked when she was its age. The same dark hair and eyes. Grandmother No, 2—Its father had just such a funny little nose when he was born, and he looks as his father looked in other ways. Iam sure that he is going to fa- vor his father. Aunt Edna—How much he looks like his grandfather! Exactly the same rather square chin, and see how his ears lie close to his head, like his grandfather's. Aunt Amy—Why, if he isn’t the living image of his dear little mother! You are as much alike as two peas! I never saw a child look more like its mother! Great-aunt Margaret—Why, upon my soul! How much the dear little thing looks like his father! Exactly his eyes and nose, and the whole contour of the face is just like his. Really, the resem- blance is remarkable! Uncle Joe—Why, Kitty, the youngster looks like youand his daddy both! Some- thing about his eyes reminds me of his daddy, and he has your mouth, Curicus how a little tike like that can remind one of two grown people! Uncle Ned—So this is your kiddie, is it, Kitty? Let's see who he looks like. Say, if he isn’t the image of his Aunt Lou! Looks a little like his mother around the eyes, but he looks a lot like his Aunt Lou. Cousin Mary—If he isn’t the exact double of his little brother Ernest! I never did see two brothers look more alike! Strange that he doesn’t look a bit like either his father or his mother! is Evans. The ‘Colonel’s Reason “Tsay, colonel, why do yualways take your drink with your eyes closed?” “Wal, suh, if Ah wus to’drink with mah eyes open, mah mouth would water, an’ Ah don’t care to dilute the liquor. An Appropriate Pet “Mother,’’ Cupid cried one day, “All my heart is set On one thing! Oh, get mea Chameleon for a pet!’" In the Balance Fay—Do you mean to accept him? Mae—That depends upon circumstances. Fay—What circumstances? Mae—His! For Critica] Smokers If you are as hard to please as I am, matter of cigars, I believe my R. W.” Havana brand For many years I have had these ci- gars made to order, with my own monogram band. ‘The leaf comes ict in Cuba. ted for me by a man who resides there—a connoisseur in tobaccos. And though I have smoked for 40 years, [have yet to find another Ha- \ana cigar of so mild and exquisite a flavor and aroma, I Want Your Opinion I believe there are legions of smokers who are seeking just such a cigar— something exceptional, a rare, sweet smoke—not too heavy and strong. With such men I am glad to share my overy. For I know how much it means to get the very cigar one craves. It may be that this dainty Havana is just what you have been seeking. ‘Try it I will send them by Parcel Post, $5 per hundred—$2.60 for 50—charges paid. Write me early before I must limit the number I can supply. Five Cigars Free If you will send me 10 cents—to- wards forwarding expenses—I will mail you these cigars. Smoke five with me—convince yourself. ‘The price is $5 per hundred, $2.60 for 50—all charges propaid. | Use your letterhead, our position—or your ess card and write now for these cigars. J. ROGERS WARNER 805 Lockwood Building, Buffalo, N. 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