Judge — February 7, 1914 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Worse than that, your conver- sation actually froze before it could be heard. “IT knew a stutterin’ man who talked chopped ice, and a feller who drawled so that his remarks froze in his throat and had to be extracted with a corkscrew. You had to heat your watch every now and then, or it would tick itself full of particles of ice and stop runnin’. Us boys used to have a great joke. When visitors came, we would slip up and put a lot of frozen coyote howls in the fire- place, and when they thawed out they’d yell like demons, and we'd have a good laugh at the visitors’ surprise. Aw, yes! it was sorter cold that winter !’’—Kansas City Star. No Star, No Mercy—Little Everett was a member of the Band of Mercy Society, and was proud of the membership. He wore his badge, a small star, as if it were a policeman’s insignia, and was often heard reproving other boys and girls for cruel treatment of dogs and cats. One morning a woman of the neighbor- hood heard a commotion outside Everett's home, and, going to the window, was surprised to find Everett in the act of tormenting the cat. “Why, Everett,”’ she called, ‘‘what are you doing to that poor cat? I thought you belonged to the Band of Mercy Soci- ety I did,” r lost my star."’ lied the little boy; ‘but I -Lippincott's. Half and Half—An old woman of tre- mendous size hailed a tram car, and with considerable difficulty managed to climb up and get a seat inside. When she was comfortably settled, she looked round at a man seated behind her and said with great vigor, “If you'd been ‘arf a man, you'd 'a’ ’elped me hup!”” The man gave a weary smile and re- plied, “If you ’ad only been ‘arf the woman you are, I might ’ave ’ad a try.”” —Argonaut. The Horse for Him—A Scottish farmer of a miserly disposition bought a horse ata fair. 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