Judge — November 15, 1913 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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@esseenom~s © F Ow Ff BYTee arn s we The Makers of History Twenty volumes — divided into four sets of five vol- umes each. $6.00 complete — $2.00 per set. Each volume in itself is a complete history of the sub- ject it covers. They are in- timate history of the char- acters portrayed. We only have a limited number of these books on hand, and, of course, those who send in first will naturally receive the preference. If, after re- ceiving the set of books you do not think them worth the price, you may return them after two days, and we will refund your money. The greatest way to be- come great yourself is to emulate the deeds of those who were makers of history. Leslie-Judge Company 225 Fifth Avenue, New York A Happy Marriage Depends largely on a know!l- does not come intelligently of it- nor correctly from ordi- nary everyday sources, SEXOLOGY (UUastrated) 3y William H, Walling, A. M. M. D., imparts in a cleat whole Young Man Should # Young Musband Should Has Father Should Have. Father Should Impart to Mis Son. Medical Rnowledge a Husband Should Mave. Keowledze » Young Wom an Should Have. foung Wife Should Have. Reoviegses Mother Should Hi Krowledge a Mother Should Impart to Her Daughter, edge a Wile Should Hs ar} in One Volume. Illustrated, Write tor “Other People’s Opinions,"* and Table of Contents PURITAN PUB. CO., 79 Perry Bldg. Phila, Pa. ; placed Mrs. Snapper No. 6 in a stage box and arranged to meet her in the lobby directly after the show and take her to some Tango tavern for a wedding supper. Honestly, it was a shame, but, just be- fore the curtain rose, the five former Mrs. Snapper entered the theater in a body and took seats in the box next to that occupied by the bride. She didn’t know them, but when Billy made his first entrance and looked smilingly toward his dearie, he nearly choked on his lines at beholding the array of familiar feminin- ity directly behind her. He got through the play somehow, but I heard that his language off stage nearly ignited the asbestos drop. At the close of the play the bride started to leave the box, when in trooped her predecessors, led by Bettie Nielson, who had been Mrs. Snapper No. 1. She first introduced herself, told of a few of Billy’s good points, and extended congratv'ations. Then she introduced each of the other wives in thelr chrono- logical order, and they all said something timely about their former husband. Of course it was a cold deal for the bride, but she was game and handed those dames as good as they sent. Then she went into the lobby and waited for hubby. “*He arrived with the look of a scared jack rabbit, and I am told that the chill in that hallway had a Peary-expedition atmosphere beaten to a frazzle. The ticket-office man was the only one who heard the interview, and he passed it on to us. “According to him, the bride studied the classic countenance of her hubby for a full five minutes, and then said, ‘I {don’t know why I didn’t hear that you had been married, put I dian’t. Guess the news from this overlighted thoroughfare doesn't find its way into places like my home burg. However, I am now Mrs. Snapper No. 6, and you can be perfectly positive that there will be no No.7. There are going to be no sepa- rations for business or other reasons. I join that chorus to-morrow, and, whether you play in New York or Kankakee, I'l) be with you on and off stage. I trust you “‘get me.’ That is the correct expres- sion, I believe. Now I'll take your arm, and, if you can pull yourself together, we will adjourn for that wedding supper. But the first time you even look cross- ways at another woman, something is going to take place with unusual sudden- ness, and you will be in the center of the storm. From now on I am the captain of the Snapper ship, and you'll find I am some captain.’ ’’ Natural “Do you enjoy playing bridge with Mrs. Brown, grandma?’”’ “Yes; only I'd like to see her get poorer hands.’” Hopeless Exception All towns may see the minute when A new progressive day may dawn, Except those where the business men Pitch horseshoes on the courthouse lawn. Double Use and Single Space One moment a beautiful table—the next. without dix z, extend the drawer and you have a complete desk, with a broad wri Pencil groove, sunken inkwel! room for stationery. Beautifie member of thefamily, The with nick plated metal idea losaring ose tive and easy action, | Write for Book No, 26. of 75 styles. All woods, suitable for any room. Sjvalticade ing, Dealers. , Be eure to get the protection of the ¢ brat Wolverine Mfg. 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