Judge, 1913-11-08 · page 25 of 26
Judge — November 8, 1913 — page 25: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily a collection of **advertisements and light humor pieces** rather than political satire. The content includes: **Central Cartoon**: A humorous illustration labeled "That Ancient Feeling" depicts a football game exchange where a freshman, exhausted from yelling, says he "feels like the Centaurs" (being half-horse). This is straightforward wordplay without political significance. **Surrounding Humor Pieces**: Short jokes on topics like reluctant advertisers, police confessions, "soul mates," and romantic serenades—all genteel, domestic humor typical of early 20th-century magazine filler. **Advertisements**: Various ads for books, coins, diamonds, whiskey (Old Overholt Rye), a hotel, and cigars occupy most of the page. **Notable Element**: La Follette's Weekly appears here—Robert La Follette's progressive magazine, indicating Judge's audience included politically-engaged readers, though this particular page lacks political content. The page represents typical Judge content: advertising-heavy with light, non-controversial jokes aimed at middle-class readers.
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