Judge — October 11, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Sex Sarcasm (Brom newspapers and magazines of 2% years ago) “Anything fresh or new this morning?"’ gaid a reporter to the young lady type- writer, as he lounged into a railway a office. . P “Yes,"” she replied. e «What is it?’’ asked the reporter, e abbing an envelope. | “That paint you were leaning so very q gracefully against."’—Graphic, Edna—Mr. Gillyspoon, will you kindly = oblige me by winding your silk handker- chtef around your right hand while you are waltzing with me? e Mr. Gillyspoon—Certainly; but why, I. my dear lady? & ‘Edna—Your cold glove on my bare e back chills me through. —Chicago Herald. ““Mamma,”’ anxiously whispered Miss ay Overtherhine, a fashionable belle of Cin- 5 cinnati, whose mother was giving a grand g evening party, ‘‘an awful blunder has happened!” . 2 “Why, you alarm me, Lulu, dear! d said the mother, inconsternation. ‘‘What is it?” " “It ig not yet twelve, and only five a kegs of beer left!''"—New York Sun. n “Is everything in readiness?’’ said the Boston girl, as she dipped the oars into : the water, preparatory to taking a row. “All ready,’’ responded her lover, who s: held the boat against the bank. a “Then I presume it is in order to re- a quest Mr. Gallagher to release the person of the gentler sex.’’ So the lover let her go.—Boston Courier. Cook (aghast)—Och, mum, I've sphilt a taycup o’ milk over the front of me n besht driss, an’ I’m thinkin’ I’m afther 1s spilin’ it intoirely! Mistress—Oh, Mary, how could you! Was it all we had?—Boston Common- answer that Sensitive, avoiding the limelight, this is the whimsical O. HENRY America’s greatest short story writer-—made when the world tried to lionize him. “Oh, pshaw! Leave me alone! I am just a poor boy from the country.” He preferred the shad- “ows of the street corners where he could gaze upon the hurrying stream of life, deep into the hearts of men and pic- complex interplay of hum: ever were written. And in the bargain, just Send Coupon O. Henry ture for you the generosity, ferocity, kindliness, want, de- votion, the laughter and the mockery, the feverish activity and the stark despair—all the 453 Short Stories 2 Complete Novels an emotions which go to make life. 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The roy- stated. . . tage of this offer. alties on both the Kipling and the Young lady—It's very curious! Why, The first complete edition of O, Henry are heavy and we can’t Fo: here8, Jorgen nambersthan thet in O. Henry’s works sold at $125. and afford to’ make this a permanent Oshkosh 1—Epoch. every set was taken before the sheets thing. Only the demand of ¢ Acharmingly realistic writer says, ‘‘A were in their covers. Already O. thousands of disappointed .¢” woman's crown of glory is a fine head of iy Henry has become a classic. His book lovers caused us to a hair. It must be a great satisfaction f biography is being written in books extend it for these few ? 2 Ban cn Bo poncnated tor tuicee onic == and magazines, his stories are drama- weeks more. 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