Judge, 1913-08-16 · page 14 of 24
Judge — August 16, 1913 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page presents three brief satirical jokes typical of early 20th-century Judge magazine humor: **"A Mere Formality"** mocks modern parental obsession with children's health and medical intervention. Parents have subjected their infant to glasses, appendix removal, and stomach reinforcement—yet forgotten the most basic duty: naming the child. The satire critiques excessive medicalization while ignoring fundamental parental responsibilities. **"Everything Relative"** is a mild pun about perspective. One woman notes the summer feels cooler; her friend attributes this not to weather but to wearing fewer clothes—reframing the observation as relative to personal circumstance rather than objective fact. **"Honk!"** humorously suggests that cows have evolved to honk like automobiles to avoid being struck by "pesky autos." It satirizes both the rapid proliferation of motor vehicles in society and presents absurdist humor about animals adapting to modern dangers. The comic strip at top, "The Discovery of America," appears to retell Columbus's voyage satirically, though specific details are unclear from this image alone.
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JUDGE'S MOTION PICTURES POLO The Discovery of America: A Mere Formality “ce ELL, we have had the infant fitted with glasses, his appendix re- moved, and his stomach re-enforced. Have we overlooked anything?’ “Just one item."’ “What is that?’’ ‘*We have forgotten to name the child."” Everything Relative Madge--This summer seems to be much cooler than last. Marjorie—You must remember, dear, that you're not wearing so many clothes. Does the man who is stuck in the eye with a hatpin receive a gal-vanic shock? Showing that it was no cinch fo: TRIP, AMERICA | 1S DISCOVERED Columbus Honk ! «YOUR cows moo in a most peculiar way.’” “The instinct for self-preservation de- velops animals,’’ remarked the farmer. “Them cows don’t want to be run over by the pesky autos, so they are learning to honk.’” comicbooks.com