Judge — June 21, 1913 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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(c) LESLIEJUDGE Co, THE SPRING CHICKEN In color. 9x 12 Double Mounted on Heavy Brown Mat II x 14 The Spring Chicken A picture we are proud to crow about James Montgomery Flagg has drawn many beautiful girls, but none more attractive than the one shown above. On the beach at Atlantic City she would be a big attraction— you'd take a second look at her your- self. Why not get her picture and frame it for your den or living room? Just send 25c and say, “Send me ‘The Spring Chicken’” and she'll be sent to you by return mail. The JUDGE Art Print Catalog, containing 62 reproductions in mini- ature, beautifully printed in sepia on India tint paper, will be sent to you for 10c. It shows many pictures which will appeal to you. Leslie- Judge Co. 225 Fifth Avenue . New York in a forgiving way, ‘‘I thought you were never going to enter my doors again!’’ ‘Well, 1 didn’t mean to,”’ said the cus- tomer, ‘‘but yours is the only shop in the place where I can get what I want. Iam going to pot some bulbs and I need sand.’” —Exchange. Enough Said—Mrs. Cooke had a new servant, and, after the first cake she baked, the mistress went to the kitchen. “Delia,” said Mrs. Cooke, ‘your cake was very gond, but there were not enough nuts in it. When you make another, please remember I like plenty of nuts in the cake.” “Well, mum,” replied the girl, ‘‘the reason I didn’t put more in was because I couldn’t crack any more to-day. In- deed, mum, an’ my jaw hurts yet from them I did crack !’’—Lippincott’s. Discrimination—Two lawyers before a probate judge recently got into a wrangle. At last one of the disputants, losing con- trol over his emotions, exclaimed to his opponent, “Sir, you are, I think, the biggest fool that I ever had the misfortune to set eyes upon!"* “Order! Order!’’ said the judge gravely. ‘You seem to forget that I am in the room.’*—Mack’s National Monthly. 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