Judge — May 31, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Ask any good doctor what he thinks of the judicious use of pure, old whiskey, and he will tell you that it is the best Sort of a tonic and in- vigorator. But you must choose the right kind with care—a poor whiskey will do more harm than a good whiskey can do good. When you buy SUNNY BROOK The PURE FOOD Whiskey —you have the guarant: of the largest Gistillers of fine whiskey in the world that it is the very best and purest ,that money and skill can produce—a whiskey scientifically distilled and carefully aged for the express purpose of being used as a althful stimucant in the home. SUNNY BROOK The PURE FOOD Whiskey is distilled, aged and bottled in bond under the direct sup- ervision of U.S. Government Inspectors, and the Green Government Stamp that seals each bottle guarantees that the contents are genuine, straight, iskey, patural which 7 ae] 00%) proof, In Color 9x12 Double Mounted on Heavy Brown Mat “tx 14 25 Cents o C~ 7 A LOVE GAME—HIS ADVANTAGE. Maybe you have played the game— Perhaps you are playing it now. In any event, you should have a copy of this attractive artist’s proof in full color. Framed and hung in your living room or den it will make a pleasing decoration. Every club house ought to have this picture on the wal Send 25c and the picture will be sent you by return mail, postpaid. JUDGE, 225 Fifth Ave., New York. Passing the Mustard Fond of Novelties—Bangs—I see your son has gone to work. a Wangs—Yes. Bangs—How is he getting along? Wangs—Oh, fine! Anything in the way of a novelty always appeals to him. —Pittsburgh Dispatch. Natural Question—A month-old Jersey calf was nibbling at the grass in the yard, and the summer girl eyed it doubt- fully. “Tell me,'’ she said, turning impuls- ively to her hostess, ‘‘does it really pay to keep as small a cow as that?’’—Lip- pincott’s. A Good and Valid Reason—‘‘I wish this fellow wouldn’t send you so many choco- lates,’’ said the other suitor. “*Why?”’ simpered the girl. ‘‘Are you jealous?"”’ “‘No; but I prefer to eat marshmal- lows."’—Kansas City Journal. Ponder This—‘‘You'll be sorry some day that you didn’t marry.”” “Well, I'd rather not be married and be sorry I wasn’t than be married and sorry I was.'"’—New Orleans Times- Democrat. . Aptitude—There are men who got their education out of the old blue-back speller who can take a blind mule and trade a university-bred thoroughbred breeder out of house, home and horses.—Houston Post. Nowadays—‘‘Didn’t you feel pretty cheap, sitting there with a youn id in- nocent girl at such a shocking pl 4 “I did. She had to explain a good many of the innuendoes before I was able to get them.’’—Chicago Record-Herald. One Thing Lacking—‘‘Jasper says there is only one thing that keeps him from re- tiring to a farm."’ “And what is that?”’ “He hasn’t a farm.'’—Birmingham Age-Herald. A Better Crop—‘‘Why don’t you raise something on that vacant lot—potatoes, for instance, or beans?"’ “Lam raising good citizens,”’ said the owner. ‘‘Don't you see those boys play- ing ball?’”’—Kansas City Journal. tience—'‘We - live and learn,’ quoted the Wise Guy. “Yes, until we are about forty, and then we begin to live and unlearn,”’ sup- plemented the Simple Mug.— Philadelphia Record. A Fine Dream—Wife—I dreamt last night that you bought me a new hat. Husband—Well, that’s the first dream of a hat that you ever had that didn’t cost me anything !—Philadelphia Telegraph. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com