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This page is primarily **advertising** with college humor sections. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** - Beeman's Pepsin Gum (top), claiming to be "the original" - 1,000 Island House resort in upstate New York - Evans' Ale - Romeike's Press Cutting Bureau (a clipping service) - Hunter Whiskey **College Humor Section ("With The College Wits"):** Contains short jokes and comic verses from various college publications (Cornell Widow, Yale Record, etc.). These are light, flirtatious pieces about college romance, including: - A classical allusion about nymphs and young men - Jokes about students boasting to fathers about romantic conquests - Innocent humor about classroom confusion and mixups The page reflects early 20th-century magazine advertising mixed with genteel collegiate comedy—nothing particularly satirical or pointed. It's representative of Judge's mix of ads and light entertainment.

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The Original. All Others Are Imitations Peppermint or Wintergreen Flavor FOR SALE EVERYWHERE 1,000 Island House ALEXANDRIA BAY Jefferson County New York IN THE HEART OF THE THOUSAND ISLANDS 'N the most enchanting spot in where nature's charms are ra: delights of modern civilization are ‘added in the 1,000 Island House. No hotel of the Metropolis provides greater living facilities or such luxurious comfort—real HOME comfort —as does this palatial Summer retreat. An amusement for every hour, or quiet, complete rest, is the choice of every guest. All Drinking Water Used in the House is Filtered Send two 2-cent stamps for Illustrated Booklet. 0.G.STAPLES, Proprietor WILLIAM H. WARBURTON, Mgr. Summer Hotel and Resort Proprietors Head your list of Supplies tor the approaching season with It adds is mach pleasure and benefit to an outing and helps to make a place popular. GooD FOR EVERYBODY. Press Cutting Bureau will send you all newspaper clip- ROMEIKE’S: pings which may appear about you, your friends, or any subject on which you may want to be “‘up to date.” Every newspaper and peri- odical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. ‘Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE 106-110 Seventh Avenue New York Shesesesesocsseseossceosseseceseessseses: aeeeseessssessesessooosoes HUNTER WHISKEY 2266406666660666664606666: WM. LANAHAN & SO} WON THE CONFIDENCE AND APPROBATION OF THE PUBLIC MORE THAN SO YEARS AGO AND THE STEADILY INCREASING DEMAND FOR IT PROVES iT IN EVERY WAY WORTHY AND WELL QUALIFIED Sold at all first-class Sif by Sobders. Baltimore, Md. bbbhi FFFFFISSSSFSSHSSSSSSSSSSSGSS 3 sessacsavasavsvssssasssavasaceccasvecssasvssTaTeaseveVaTTTTTTTTES With The College Wits Alpheus and Arethusa There was a nymph in Arcady, Who owned a crystal spring, And there she’d wash Sans mackintosh, B'gosh! or anything. A youth there was in Arcady, Who used to haunt the brooks, He didn’t tote An overcoat, But traveled on his looks. Though ancient Greece had no police, The gods did as they oughter; To hide them quite From human sight, They changed them into water. —California Pelican, “I told father I loved you more than any girl I've ever met.’” “And what did father say?"’ “He said to try and meet some more girls."’— Cornell Widow. One Home—Teacher—What little boy can tell me where the home of the swal- low is? Small boy—Is it the stummick?—Co lumbia Jester, Generous—Father (visiting at college) —My son, these are better cigars than! can afford. Son—That's all right, father; take all you want! This is on me.—Yale Recoré Next!—Missionary (to cannibal )—Whst makes your chief so talkative to-day? Cannibal—Oh, he ate a couple of bar bers this morning! — Minnesota Minae Ha-Ha. Smite It!—Kansas teacher—Where dos all our grain go to, anyway? Stude—Into the hopper. Teacher—What hopper? Stude—Grasshopper. — California Pb ican, A Toast Here's to love and unity, Dark corners and opportunity! —Pennsylvania Punch In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com