Judge, 1913-05-24 · page 22 of 24
Judge — May 24, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and humor columns** from *Judge* magazine, not political cartoons. The ads (Old Overholt Rye whiskey, Harper Whiskey, Schultz Ginger Ale, hotels) dominate the layout—typical of early 20th-century magazines. The humor section titled "With The College Wits" collects brief jokes from various college publications (Cornell Widow, Harvard Lampoon, etc.). These are lightweight gags about college life: a baron applying for a job as a feature editor (playing on his reputation as a liar), a student realizing professors drink wine before asking them to pass his course, romantic declarations interrupted by the need to return to school. The cartoons are minimal and gentle—no sharp political satire. The page reflects the magazine's mix of advertising revenue and entertainment for educated, drinking audiences in the Prohibition-era context, though these ads suggest pre-Prohibition publication.
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