Judge, 1913-05-03 · page 20 of 24
Judge — May 3, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This page from Judge magazine contains college humor and advertisements typical of the early 20th century. **"With The College Wits"** presents brief jokes from college publications, poking fun at student life: a geology professor's double entendre about "dip," a student in loud clothing needing a muffler to hide it, and similar campus pranks and misunderstandings. **"The Beckoning Finger of Nature"** advertises Evans Ale as the ideal companion for outdoor recreation—reflecting the era's association of beer with leisure and "manly" activities. **"To The Bride"** is a Cook's champagne advertisement marketing their product as appropriate for wedding toasts, emphasizing its purity and sophistication. The remaining content is largely **advertising**: jewelry sales, hotel accommodations (notably one protecting "unaccompanied ladies"), scarf pins, and a book titled "Sexology"—which appears to be an educational guide about marriage and reproduction, reflecting early 20th-century attitudes toward such topics. The overall page reflects period advertising strategies and college humor conventions.
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