Judge, 1913-05-03 · page 18 of 24
Judge — May 3, 1913 — page 18: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content**, not political satire. The main items include: **Top**: Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey ad emphasizing quality and purity—typical period liquor marketing. **Middle section**: Various product ads (waterproof hats, physical culture books, patent medicines, hotel accommodations) targeting affluent readers. **Right column**: "Amusing Stories About Well-known Persons"—brief anecdotes about public figures. The visible story concerns Senator Ollie James of Kentucky, a fisherman who failed to catch a fish, with the humor deriving from his amateur incompetence. The page contains no political cartoons or satirical commentary on current events. It represents Judge's standard format: national advertising mixed with light humor and society gossip aimed at educated, wealthy audiences. The "Seasickness Prevented—Stopped" ad for Mothersill's remedy is the only item with editorial-style formatting, discussing its adoption by steamship lines.
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Pree M birgay the weantah sod eet gi Se Retro Sickel plied Sted, hve see put vo) in Bright Ok I joad Veer Stator 10 10, 15, ase ‘Sead 10¢ fer box of 50 amorted. Booklet YEARLY SALE BOW 100 BILSON. ‘THE O. K. MFG. CO., Syracase, N. paste, fol or backing. Set Bei heeerea ante ‘only tn ? Bounties. +. fees f diamonds." coca eye cot The Whittier Inn Sea Gate New York Harbor An Ideal Hotel Home for Summer—Open from May to November The Inn is situated in a private park maintained by the local cottage com- munity. Rooms with private bath and porch. Rooms are available in nearby cot- tages to those who prefer them ice and privileges of the Inn being t he same. ntire cottages (including Hotel Sere ice) may be leased for the season. A clean, broad beach with ample bathing facilities. Tennis, baseball, rowing and sailing. Private boat service to and from New York City. Also frequent train service to Brooklyn Telephone Garage A Delightful Place — Just 45 Minutes by rivate Boat from New York Rates and Booklet Upon Application In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Prevented—Stopped OTHERSILL’S, after thorough tests, is now officially adopted by practically all the Great Lakes and New York | Steamshii panies running south, and many Transatlantic lines, Four years ago Mr. Mothersill gave a personal demonstra- tion of bis remedy on the English nel, Irish Sea and the Baltic, and received unqualified endorsement from lead- | ing papers and such people as Bishop Taylor Smith, Lord | Northcliff, and hosts of doctors, bunkers and professional men. Letters from personages. of international renown— people we all know —together with much valuable information, are contained in an attractive booklet, which will be sent free upon receipt of your name and address. | Mothersill’s is guaranteed not to contain cocaine, morphine, | opium, chloral, or any coal-tar products. 60 cent box is suf- ficient for twenty-four hours. $1.00 box for a Transatlantic voyage. Your druggist keeps Mothersill’s or will obtain it for you from his wholesaler. If you have any trouble getting the genuine, send direct to the Mothersill Remedy Co., 404 Scherer Bidg.. Detroit, Mich, ‘Also at 19 St. Bride Street, London: Montreal, New York, Paris, Milan, Hamburg. Amusing Stories About | + Well-known Persons He Had the Fish : The new Senator from Kentucky, Ollie James, is a great fisherman and enjoys nothing more than to relate some tale of the amateur. On one occasion in Kentucky there was observed a man who had never fished be- ic fore. His rod was new and shiny. He a was whipping « trout stream, when, by ry some chance, he got a bite. He did not es play the fish at all. With rod straight st st hi G ye ahead, he slowly and steadily reeled in his catch. How he managed to hold the fish was a mystery. Pretty soon the fish was directly below the end of the rod, but the amateur did not stop. He continued to reel and reel, sa and, just as the observer reached the sa water's edge, the fish’s head touched the a tip. Then the fisherman actually tried to hit pull his catch through the ring. He did not, of course, succeed. th “*What shall I do now?’’ he asked of of the amused Kentuckian on the bank. rec “About the only thing you can do now,” me said the latter, ‘tis to climb up the pole of after the fish.’” wi Congressman Mudd’s Nerve cai Soon after the much-discussed Booker ace Washington dinner at the White House, ‘ the late Sydney Mudd, for many years ‘ representative from the fifth congres op sional district of Maryland, went back to oT his home, in the southern part of the State, to campaign for his re-election. Although his father had been a slave s owner and all his people ardent Confed- Ari erates and Democrats, Mudd was running bel onthe Republican ticket. He had been deli assuring his constituents all along that, his! Pho het : € now the war was over, tariff, etc., made the only difference between the two parties. The Booker Washington dinner, ship however, was a difficult thing to explain ae to his friends; but Mudd disposed of it in “ this way: ofa “Why, that story about Roosevelt en- tertaining Booker Washington at the “Th White House is all bosh! Roosevelt sent “] for Washington about some business, and the ¢ the negro happened to reach the White “ House at noon. He had had no dinner, “y and Roosevelt gave him a sandwich in the ; for ¢ comicbooks.com