Judge — April 5, 1913 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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How I Love to “Evinrude” LOVE to skim up the river in my motor driven row- boat. I glide along in and out of the little nooks and baylets with their over-hanging trees and feel that the best hours of the whole golden Summer are spent with my It drives my rowboat eight miles an hour and it’s so simple I operate it myself. No Cranking—It Starts With A Swing of the fly-wheel. Its propeller is weedless and when the day’s fun is over, Brother John detaches it (in less than one minute) and brings it into the house. It carries like a satchel and when the summer is over we take the motor home with us. It goes wherever we go. Beautifully illustrated Catalog on request. EVINRUDE MOTOR COMPANY 277 F Street MILWAUKEE, WIS. New York City Show Rooms: Hudson Terminal Bidg.,20 Church St., California Show Rooms; 423 Market Street, San Francisco. Seattle Representatives : {Woodhouse Gasoline Engine Ca, LOOK—A Water Proofed Cloth Alpine es. COPY THIS SKETCH ‘and let me see what you can do with It You an earn 980,00 to $128.00 oF more per week. as Mustrator or cartoonist, My practical eystem to eam) send you a test Ccellection of drawings showieg poastbil THE LANDON SCHOOL =, 1488 Sehotield Rallding, Cler ALTIMORE RYE THE RICHEST PRODUCT OF THE BEST OF MARYLAND'S FAMOUS DISTILLERIES Sold at all first-class cafés and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. The Love Lyrics of Phyllis By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS To Strephon’s Mustache Uron my Strephon's upper lip there grows A wondrous pair of pink mustachios; A hedge to guard his sturdy labial From such dire accidents as lips befall A bit of verdure deep to gird his smile, And hide, perhaps, its all too patent guile When he doth utter words he does not mean, Or what he doth not think pours on the scene, Sometimes, when curling upward, they suggest The noble Lord of Potsdam at his best, They give the heart the same majesti; thrill One gets when gazing on great Kaiser iN; And then again, when Strephon lets then droop, Like crimson ramblers from some rustic stoop, One feels again the inspiration vast That heartened Pirate Kidd unto the last But as for me, I wish he'd take them of, Though maids are few who at mustaches scoff, I love them not, however great and grand, And why 'tis so I’m sure you'll under. stand, When I confess that when we go to balls And Strephon bids me dance in festal halls, I can’t be graceful on my tripping toes, Because they tickle my retrousse nose! Extra ! Crawford—Is the postscript always the important part of a woman's letter? Crabshaw—It is when it's from your wife. That’s where she always mem tions how much money she wants. What Every Policeman is Looking Fo (In Musical Expression) A slow beat, A long measure, The next bar, A three-quarter rest, A good time, and A full note. From the Book of Experience **Good men gone wrong’? are usually only bad men discovered. When a man's reputation depends up his clothes, he has to be ‘‘dressed up” #ll the time. Drifting with the tide is very likely @ land you on the rocks. The people with abundance of tempt lose it most frequently. If the recall is to be applied to judges, let us begin with Judge Lynch. ‘ Why call a man a crank who has por tive convictions? A crank is somethitt that can be turned. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGZ. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com (