Judge — March 8, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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jedred and one pounds and was timid- poking. i When the porter made up the sleeping- at for the night, James examined the weer very carefully and shook it vio- dently. “Tam scared of these uppers,’’ he con- fled to the little man. ‘‘The last time I dept in one it tumbled down.’" The hundred-and-one-pounder did not aya word at that moment, but half an hoor later, when James returned from the smoking compartment, the small man was fast asleep in the upper berth. A mte, pinned on the curtains, read: ke the lower. I hate to sleep in them.’ -- Washington Star. Could Reach It.~-A temperance lecturer was enthusiastically denouncing the use eal intoxicants. “[ wish all the beer, all the wine, all the whiskey in the world was at the bot- tom of the ocean!’’ he said. Hastily Pat arose to his feet. “Sure, and so do I, sor!’’ he shouted. “[ wish every bit of it was at the bottom ofthe sea!’” As they were leaving the hall, the lec- tarer encountered Pat. “I certainly am proud of you,”’ he said. “It was a brave thing for you to rise and sywhat you did. Are you a teetotaler?”” “No, indade, sor,’’ answered Pat. “I'm a diver.’’—Cleveland Leader. Bravery in the Dark.—A little girl re- marked to her mamma, on going to bed, “lam not afraid of the dark." “No, of course not,’ replied her samma. “I was a little afraid once, when I went into the pantry to get a tart."’ “What were you afraid of?’ “I was afraid I couldn’t find the tarts." ~Pittsburgh Chronicle- Telegraph. Collecting Antiquities. —Slopay re- eived a card, on which was engraved, “Professor Brace, Antiquarian.’’ He knew no such person, so his curi- city led him to receive him. “What is your business, professor?” be asked politely. “Tam a collector of antiquities,’ an- swered the old man. “So I imagined. you?”” “By paying a deposit on this little bill you have owed for more than three fears,"’—Cleveland Plain Dealer, And how can I serve Very Suspicious.—Friend—Why, El- vir, what’s the matter? Elvira—Oh, I don’t know, only I’m worried to death! I’ve had the same girl six weeks, and she doesn’t talk about leaving yet! Friend —She doesn't? _ Blvira—No, not a word! She must be in love with my husband!—New York Weekly. Dramatic.—Hum-—My last year's ex- pense book reminds me of the play wé uw last week. Haw—Which one—‘‘Ready Money” Hum—No; ‘The Follies of 1912. Rinois Siren. ‘Wine Jelly when flavored with Abbott's Bitters ts more delightful and healthfnl. Sample by Mall 25 eta. in stamps C. W. Abbott & Co., Bal- Saore, Md HAS STOOD THE TEST OF AGES AND IS STILL THE FINEST CORDIAL EXTANT At first-class Wine Merchants, Sole Age: for United LIFISFSSTSSITITFSSTSSTSTSTITIIGTSSI eeeeeesesocesoooososoosoooooosoo SSeS sss: Placed yi. Home FREE A Piedmont Southern Red Cedar Chest placed in your hos 1S ATLANTA'S MILLION DOLLAR HOTEL The Stopping Place for Southern Tourists THE GEORGIAN TERRACE Offers the Best in Hotel Life Golf and Auto Roads Fine Climate A Modern Twentieth Century Hotel Hotel Imperial Broadway at 31st and 32d Streets New York City OR convenience of location—one H block from Pennsylvania Station, x jin six minutes of new Grand Central Terminal, convenient to the 32d Street Station of the Hudson River Tubes (just across the street), also to the new Shopping district and Theatres For excellence of cuisine and effi- cient yet unobtrusive service _For refined, comfortable and luxu- rious surroundings For its atmosphere of hospitality and the desire of its management to cater to the comfort of its guests In short For a hotel charging moderate rates, yet offering the utmost in service an comfort, Hotel Imperial cannot be excelled. RATES: Rooms with use of bath, - | $2.00 and up Rooms with connecting private bath, $2.50 and up BERT STAFFORD Proprietor 50 YEARS OF CONSTANTLY INCREASING POPULARITY HAVE CROWNED THE INFALLIBLE REPUTATION OF HUNTER Sold a Wwe. PRLOREEOESSSSOSOOOOOOSOOOOSOOOD FESSESTSSSTSSISSSSTFSSSIFTIISSSSTSISIFGSTSFFIFIGITISIGIIITIFTFFISTTS WHISKEY A BAAEAEAAEALELALEDEASEESESEASELEDAEDFESEEEEDEDASOSESEDELESSEESEOOD rst-claas cafes and by jobbers, HAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com COPELAND TOWNSEND Manager