Judge — February 22, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

There’s just the difference be- great embarrassment. Not long ago he prreen 4 a raw, poorly made Cock- was walking with a friend down Portage tail and a Avenue, Winnipeg, when he saw another it was up to him to give an introduction, Club Cocktail but for the life of him he could not at that moment think of the mame of the 1 ARLINGTON that there is between a raw, new __ friend he was walking with. For a quar- Whiskey and a soft old one. ter of a block he tried hard to recall it, The best of ingredients—the most | and then, seeing that there was no more accurate blending cannot | time to lose, he turned to his companion 27th Street, West of Broadway ive the softness and mel+ and said, jowness that age imparts. “By ithe way, how do you spell your NEW YORK last name?” PServer rp hase panty shar This was one of Jim’s clever ways of made Cocktail can be as good. getting at the names he had forgotten on EUROPEAN PLAN ae il ‘ short notice. In this instance his friend RATES standard blonds, bottled, ready : stared at him for a moment and said, . fei ance, Cerenah coors Os “Why, you blankety ignoramus, how || $1.00 Single. $2.00 Parlor, Bedroom Refuse Substitutes do you think I spell it? B-R-O-W-N, of and Bath AT ALL DEALERS ; course !"” G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sele Prope, - The future premier of Saskatchewan || Within Five Minutes of Shopping and Theatre Hartford = New York London bought the dinners. Districts. Absolute Quiet at Night Jame Oliver Cured. Knew His Grandfather. LARGE SAMPLE ROOMS Senator Bailey, of Texas, was speak- ing of gambling and said: “A gambler who lived in Texas became NEW. MANAGEMENT converted, joined the Baptist Church, and E. W. WARFIELD, MANAGER after atime became a preacher. It was his duty to immerse all those whom he converted. > “One Sunday afternoon he had several Don t Wear a Truss people to baptize, and there was a large crowd to see the baptism by this reformed New Rupture Support gambler. Brooks’ Appliance. New dis “A little grandson, familiar with his F covery. Wonderful, No obnor- a jous springs oF pad; to grandfather's career and not realizing the Rte Catnie a ‘Binds and crews change in it, had slipped a pack of cards o eal op krikeca Wake Ne caine! in his coat pocket some days before, which No lymphol. ‘No lies. Durable, the grandfather had not discovered. f fea nee IE AE “The time arrived for the baptism and , the preacher went into the water, amid Cc. E. BROOKS the hosannas of the crowd. Soon there TBA State Street Marshall, Mich slipped from his pocket an ace of hearts, "A Modern Twentieth Century Hotel Hotel Imperial Broadway at 31st and 32d Streets then a king, a queen, a jack, followed by New York City aten-spot. The boy’s mother, consider- OR convenience of location—one ably frightened, said, block from Pennsylvania Station ae ff id y within six minutes of new Gran: Oh, Louls, what did you do that fort? Central Terminal, convenient to the Your poor grandfather will never get out 32d Street Station of the Hudson River alive!’ Tubes (just across the street), also to “**Oh, pshaw!’ replied the boy, with the newShopping district and Theatres disdain. ‘Of course he will! Grandpa For excellence of cuisine and effi- has got out a lot of times on worse hands cient yet unobtrusive service than that!’”’ _ For refined, comfortable and luxu- rious surroundings It Didn't Take. EOF its atmosphere of hospitality and : 5 the desire of its mana; ent to cater The Whiskey With- | It was in Sunday school and fhe young to the comfort of its guests teacher was endeavoring to obtain cer- In short owe Regret H tain data for the church records. Turn- Fora hotel charging moderate rates, Pure, mellow, with a flavor ing to one of the little pupils, she asked, yet offering the utmost in service and that tickles the palate and ff “Ethel, dear, were you ever baptized?” comfort, Hotel Imperial cannot be Magers|injthe mersory. I Ethel, who is a very serious child, excelle ares, BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO., thought deeply for a moment before re- Beoms with ose of ath E00 Louisville, Ky. plying; then she said slowly: Rooms with connecting’ private bath, $2.50 and . i ; idn’ BERT STAFFORD COPELAND ions eet I think I was once; but itdidn’t |] Rot = ane row In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. (FIRE-PROOF) Catalogue Free GOOD_OLD Iw. comicbooks.com