Judge — February 15, 1913 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“hear it called — ¢ machine with the human-brain;’ He was speaking of the Remington Adding and Subtracting Typewriter (Wahl Adding Mechanism) This machine does some- thing that only the brain, directing the hand, has hith- erto been able to do—that is, write and add (or subtract) on the same page. But this is not all. It does such work more easily, more rapidly, and more accurately than the human brain has ever performed similar labor. Thus the machine is /Au- man in what it does and super-human in the way it does it. Illustrated booklet sent on request RemingtonTypewriter Company (Incorporated) 325-331 Broadway, New York Branches Everywhere the Irishman. Doffing his hat, he in- quired, ‘**Are-re yez Mr. Harahan?’ ‘Tam.’ “**Me name is Patrick Casey. Oi've been wor-r-kin’ out in the yar-r-ds.’ “‘Glad to know you, Mr. Casey. What can I do for you?’ “**Yez can all go to thedivvle. Oi've got a job an’ a pass on th’ Wabash.’"’ Made in Germany. Mary Garrett Hay, new head of the woman-suffrage party and who was un- til recently the president of the New York State Federation of Wome: 's Clubs, has traveled in every State but two. She brought this from Milwaukee: “*Wilhelm Neuman, a young clerk, had come to an excellent position in Amer- ica. Immediately upon getting settled, he has new visiting cards printed, read- ing William Newman, and he tacks one on the door of his room in the boarding house. “A friend, one from his home town, is about to visit him, roads the visiting card in great astonishment, and decides not to pay the visit. “Before leaving the door, however, he quickly pulls out his pencil and writes clearly under the name, ‘Made in Germany.’”” If Ifs and Ands. If ifs and ands Were tools and hands, Our breakdowns we could master; If tires and shoes Were like the news, Our cars would travel faster. She Had One Kind. They were studying sound waves in physics. The teacher needed a violin bow to perform a certain experiment with, so he asked, iss Rice, have you a bow?” “‘Er—it depends upon what kind you mean.’’ The “Road Hog’s” Fate. The ‘‘road hog’’ has some fun on earth, But mark my words right well! When he gets through ‘‘road scorching’’ here, He'll ‘‘scorch’’ again in—the place where such folks dwell! Contradictory. Way—I suppose you're still calling on a certain young lady. Lay—I'm still calling on anuncertain young lady. Drink tothe health of the bride in the very essence of » purity and health- pagne that is near- est like her— ae Extra Dry. Champa gme bright and sparkling, full of the joy of life, exquisite of bouquet, the sole choice of the connois- seur. If Cook’s had the import duty and ocean freight to pay that foreign champagnes must, it would probably cost you more than they do. 4 Sold Everywhere Served Everywhere American Wine Co. St. Louis, Mo, 15m CASESTGIANS pe ovEREAnSET TT nary everyday sources. SEXOLOGY Ultustrated) A. M., M. D., imparts in a clear whole Young Man Should Mi: Young Musband Should ‘Should Mav. Should Impart to His Som 8 Husband Should Have. Knowledge a Young Woman Should Mav. Young Wife Should Mav: Mother Should Hav to Her Daughter. All in One gee Tiustrated, $2. postpaid Write for “Other People’s Opinions,” and Table of Content PURITAN PUB. CO., 79 Perry Bldg. Phila, Pu In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com