Judge — February 1, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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What He Saw. LUD NDER a microscope of power He placed a wifely tear, Which, like a dewdrop from a flower, Most lovely did appear. He thought, if to unaided sight The tear would glint and glow, That ‘neath the piercing glass it might Transcendent visions show. With eagernesss the tear he scanned, And saw (his hopes fled far) His darling reaching out her hand For a 1913 car! PF. Hornish, His Only Satisfaction. Smith—“ Have you taken in the auto show?) Jones—‘‘Sure! I never miss ’em,"" Smith— You don't own acar. Why are you so interested?” Jones—‘*Well, once a year I like to look at a bunch of ’em I don’t have to dodge.” Usual Destination. Garage-keeper —“‘Looking for your car, sir? Why, your chauffeur took it out and went fora joy-ride!’” Owner—'‘Ring up the hospitals.” A Liberal Provision. Gibson—‘‘I haven't heard of old Scadds giving any house and lot to his daughter who just married young Speeder.” Brumley—‘He did better than that by the happy pair. He agreed to keep their machine in tires and gasoline the first year.’’ Met His Approval. Passer-by (to farmer leaning on road- side fence)—‘Do you approve of auto- mobiles?”’ Farmer—"Sure! Why wouldn't I? Didn't I make over fifty dollars clean cash ha Hin? ‘em out of snowdrifts last winte: Safe That Time. Sportsman (in auto, calling to boy plowing in field by roadside) —‘‘Hi, there, sonny! See anything to shoot around hers Boy—'*Yep; but ye needn't be scart, mister. I'ts jest my luck always not to have my gun along with me. Ruminations of a Grouch. Many New York suffragists have fol- lowed Mrs. Catt’s advice and adopted trousers. This is going to work a handi- cap on the married man with only one pair of pants. If there are any accordions on the market that weigh less than eleven pounds, this parcels-post law may prove to be a curse. A woman can give her husband 8 seven-dollar pipe with enough metal on it to trim a harness, present a scuttle of mixture with it, and then have the nerve to ask him to quit smoking the first of the year. Consistency, thou art a bum brilliant!—Detroit News. comicbooks.com