Judge — January 25, 1913 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Passing the Must ard. Rebuked.—‘‘ Darling, I worship you!’’ “Now, dearest, that’s idol talk.’’— Baltimore American. Why He Thought So.—‘*Dukfitz mar- ried an optimist.’” “Why do you think so?” “Any woman would be an optimist who accepted Dukfitz."’—Birmingham Age-Herald. Gets About Sixteen for One.—‘‘I should- n't think you could love a young man who stutters so!’” “Why not?” “It is such a distressing affliction. It must take him an hour to tell you good- night.’” “Itdoes. He not only stutters in his talk, but in his kissing.'’—Houston Post. He Didn't Mean That. —-She—-‘‘It seems strange that you did not remem- ber my face and yet you remembered my name.”’ He (awkwardly)—‘' Well, you know, you have an attractive sort of name."’ — Yonkers Statesman, Two Women.—Discharged servant— “Tl tell ye this, mum; ye'll miss me, e will!"* - “But not anything else, I hope, Norah.""—-Boston Transcript. 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HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER ATLANTA'S MILLION DOLLAR HOTEL THE sn | GEORGIAN Sec. | TERRACE Fine Climate | Offers the Best In Hotel Life Aa AAARAAADOADDAOSEDASSSS: HUNTER WHISKEY RIPENED BY MATURITY, IN ABSOLUTE PURITY Sold at all fret-clase cafes and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. en Had Her Share.—‘‘If you do not want to marry Mrs. Sims, why do you not ap- peal to the courts to protect your legal rights?” “But what rights have I under the law?’? “A widow is not entitled to more than a third, and this woman has been married three times already.'’’—Buffalo Express. Her View.—‘‘You know it is stated that a man’s heart beats 92,160 times a day,’’ said the young man. “Every day?’’ asked the sweet young thing. “Yes, every day.’” “Well, if a young man’s heart didn’t beat more times than that the day he proposed marriage to me, I'd consider him a pretty cold proposition.’ '—Yon- kers Statesman. After the Money.—‘‘Yes, my friend, I was about to marry the countess when I suddenly learned that she spent more than $12,000 a year on her dressmaker.”’ “Then what did you do?’” “(Married the dressmaker.’? — Mc- Call's Magazine. Not Encouraging.—‘‘Madam, do you think you can use your influence with your husband to induce him to support me in this campaign?” “I don’t know, sir. I've never yet succeeded in inducing him to support me."'—Baltimore American, Modern Education.—‘*How about your geometry? I want you to do something in that.”” “Well, it’s this way, father. Unless I make a certain percentage in football, they won't let me take geometry at all.’’—Kansas City Journal, . Keep Well, Save Money. — Keeping well is the cheapest thing in the world to do. While you are keeping well, you can save a lot of money. Drink nothing but water. Eat the plainest of food. The plain- est of food is the cheapest. Walking is a splendid exercise. Walk and save carfare. Get plenty of outdoor air. Shovel your own snow, split your own wood, mow your own grass, take care of your own furnace. This is a splendid system. So they tell us. — Detroit News: Tribune. | Don’t Wear a Truss New Rupture Cure Brooks’ Appliance. New dis- ken No lymphol. cheap. “Sent on trial. Pat. Sept. SONG POEMS WANTED. Cash ot royalty paid for popolar hits. Par- ticolars free, with bolletia of latest gems. Agents make $10 daily sell Needham Masic 111 Plerce, St. Louts, Mo. pin or stea far feed. nd mount! top—allel rice today for frosted cones ALLEY Hotel Punta Gorda PUNTA GORDA, FLORIDA A beautiful resort situated on the Gulf Coast, 300 miles south of Jackonsville. An elegant location to spend the win- ter months. It has the finest fishing and hunting in Florida. Hotel entirely remodelled and renovated and refur- nished. Very moderate rates, This is considered one of the finest resorts in Florida. For further information address RAY PAYNE, Manager 31 Pine Street, New York until December 15, then to Punta Gorda, Florida THE RITTENHOUSE HOTEL Chestnut and Twenty-Second Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. A Refined Homestike Motel, Catering to Dis- criminating Transient and Permanent Guests. Located In the very heart of Philadelphia's most select residential section, yet within ten minutes’ walk of the railroad stations, shop- Ding district, and theatres, An exclusive cafe—culsine and service of the highest standard, EUROPEAN PLAN, AMERICAN PLAN, $1.80perdayandup. $4.00 per day and up, R. VAN GILDER - - Manager In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreolated. comicbooks.com