Judge — January 4, 1913 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Her Just Cause. NEVER again will I marry a dreamer!’’ said the Reno visit- or, after securing her final decree. “*You might do worse, my dear, remarked the latest arrival. ‘‘I married a snorer."’ A Resolution. Nineteen Thirteen! Here's my hand! Twice, thrice welcome! Goodness land! Will I straightway mend my ways And be diff’rent all your days? Listen! Never more will I With my precious banknotes buy Studded lockets, Brooches, rings, Box-seat tickets, Other things! Never more! You bet your life! -Exit courtship! Enter wife! —Lalie Van Beery “ Micah, did we look like that when we were young ?"” Junius Brutus Ham—"' Ye gods, the spotlight ! YOUTH AND AGE. Auspicious. Ted—‘‘How are you getting along with that new girl of yours?’’ Ned—‘‘Fine! When I call now, she doesn’t light half the gas jets she used to.’” Thoughtful. I want to be real just, you know, And grant you ev'ry right; So let me hint that leap year ends At twelve o’clock to-night! THE ACTOR'S AWAKENING. At last the spotlight !"" “Clarence, will we look like that when we grow old ?”” A Political Boss. A young lady reporter on acountry paper was sent out to interview lead- iz ci ns as to their politics, May I see the gentleman of the house?"’ she asked of a large woman who opened the door at one residence. “No, you cai answered the woman decisively. “But I want to know what party he belongs to,’’ pleaded the girl. “Well, take a good look at me,’’ she said sternly. “I'm the party he belongs to.’’ A Close Figurer. Shim merpate— “Roxmore is the thriftiest_ man I ever saw. He can make money go farther than any- body I know.”” Hemmandhaw — “Right you are! I _believe that man could lead a double life on twelve dol- lars a week!"" comicbooks.com