Judge — January 4, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Newveu W) mn Ge if > je Veet mf UNKY Te Tae i as In . All you have to do is to ask for Schlitz in Brown Bottles. Sunlight grows hops, but spoils the beer. “Beer acted upon by light soon takes up the very disagreeable, so-called ‘light taste,’ and also a repulsive, skunk-like odor,” says no less an authority than the Wahl-Henius Institute of Fermentology, the scientific authorities on the sub- (7 ject. ‘‘Beer so affected,’’ they say, “‘is offensive to the palate of most consumers.”” Light starts decay even in pure beer. Dark glass gives the best protection against light. The Brown Bottle protects Schlitz purity from the brewery to your glass. Why don’t you, too, drink Schlitz? people every year are demanding it. We started in a hut. Today our agencies dot the earth. Our output exceeds a million barrels a year. More and more e See that crown or cork is branded “Schistz."” 29-M e Bee That Made Milwaukee Famous COPY THIS SKETCH | Nickel-plate ns. Wizard Repeating LIQUID PISTOL Will stop thi it vicious dog ( , tem, the, mot oy ior THE LANDON SCHOO! tad Cartonaing 453 Sebofleld Building, Cleveland, 0. for FOREST AND STREAM for 6 months on trial with our book, “Game Laws in Brief,” giving Fish and Game I.aws of every State,in the Union and Canada Forest AND Streaw is the oldest and best outdoor ium, Weekly; $3 a year. Fill in your name and Enclose One New York, and get twenty-six deep, exhilarating breaths of the open, and a useful handbook FREE. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be enpreciated. Amusing Stories About Well-Known Persons. The German Method. Edson Joseph Chamberlain, presi- dent of the Grand Trunk Railway, had a friend whose ambition was to make money enough to buy a farm and go into gentleman farming ona large scale. He made enough money in a few years to gratify his ambi- tion, and retired from business and bought a large stock farm. “He bought the finest blooded stock,”” says Mr. Chamberlain; “hired lots of help; had all kinds of fruit, grain and vegetables; made a regular show place of it; entertained lavishly and grew poorer each year, until at last he gave the whole thing up in disgust and went back to the city. He sold his farm to a German. “A few years afterward he took a trip back to the farm, and found to his astonishment that the German had been very prosperous and had made lots of money. “**Why, Jerome,’ said my friend, ‘how is it that you have made all this money, while I lost about all I put into the place?” « Well,’ replied Jerome, ‘you see, sir, you spendt money on eferything, und trow id avay; you invites all dose folks, and dey come and ead up ef- erything you raise. Now, all I raise in de garden und in de fields I dake to de market; what I cannot sell in de market I brings home und feeds to mine pigs, und vat mine pigs | will nod eat I feed to mine fami. Those Lilac Bushes. Arthur Brisbane, Hearst's editor, has lost his patience with the public who attach such a huge salary to his position, it is said. On this exag- geration he quotes a friend's nine- year-old hopeful, who can tell a story when she hears one. Mrs. Jones met Mrs, Brown and her daughter, Dorothy May, at the suburban depot. While waiting for theirstrain, Mrs. Brown urged Mrs. Jones to visit her comicbooks.com