Judge — December 14, 1912 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Stories With Smiles. Wholesale Favors.—The young man entered the president’s office and stood first on on» foot and then on theother. He dropped his hat, hand- kerchief and umbrella. Altogether he was a highly developed case of nervousness. “Well, well, “Out with it!’’ “I have come, sir,’’ said the you g man, and then began to stammer. “Well, speak up. Have you come to ask for the hand of my daughter or a raise in salary?’’ “If you please, sir,’’ stammered the young man, ‘‘it’s both.’’—Ex- change. Had Only Two Aims.—Frank Krause, a Cleveland philanthropist, has established the Thirty-cent Egg Club, and hopes by means of a club boycott to bring down the price of eggs to a reasonable figure. Being complimented on the hard and unselfish work he has given to this movement, Mr. Krause replied, “Unselfish work, work that doesn’t pay, is what this country needs more than anything else. We are all too mercenary here. I once said to a little newsboy, Have you an aim in life?’ ‘Yes, sir. Ihave two aims,’ he replied. ‘«*What are they, my son?’ “**The first is to become a million- aire.’ ’ said the employer. And the second?’ to become a multi- "—Cleveland Plain Aha! ‘The second millionaire.’ Dealer. A Political Problem. In the West an impression prevails that Bryan will be a factor in Presi- dent Wilson’s administration, and that Champ Clark’s influence will be negligible. It is urged that Dr. Wil- son owes his nomination to Bryan, and that, as a matter of course, the latter must be consulted, especially if the Democrats desire harmony. In the East it is difficult to believe that Bryan can be a party harmon- izer. It is understood that the Pres- ident-elect hopes for the co-operation of Clark in the harmony work. Al- ways popular in the Democratic party, Speaker Clark enjoys a much greater personal regard now among his fellow-Democrats than he ever did before. Tens of thousands of them believe that he was cheated out of the nomination at Baltimore by Bryan. While he may join in the Wilson procession of triumph, the Democratic admirers of Champ Clark expect that, while he will remain loyal to his party, he will keep Personally aloof from the Wilson coterie. An impartial judgment would indi- cate that President Wilson has rea- son to fear both Bryan and Clark— the former for what he will demand in the way of reward, and the latter because of his grievance and the loyalty of his following. ure Beer Will Not make You Bilious We go to Bohemia for hops; one of our partners selects the barley; water is brought from rock 1400 feet under the ground. Not only is Schlitz—every drop of it—filtered through white wood pulp, but even the air in which it is cooled is filtered. Before it is offered to you it is aged for months in glass enameled tanks. It will not, it cannot cause biliousness. It will not ferment in your stomach. Light starts decay even in pure beer. Dark glass gives the best protection against light. The Brown Bottle protects Schlitz f purity from the brewery to your glass. More and more people every year are demanding Schlitz. Why don’t you demand this pure beer? See that crown or cork is branded “Schlitz”? Men! This Is the Greatest Boon Yet! Protects the collar from being soiled by your coat. Easily and Quickly adjusted after your collar ison. Fits any style or make of collar, 0c postpaid. F.A. REILLY, 636 2nd Ave.,N. Y. City a and acl nd teats, Bo hard they eas ® Ble and will eut glass, Brill years. All meenced in tk mond mountings. Wiileend yoo te amination —alicbarges prepald—ne money ariaet tree tilartrated booklet, epecial prices ALLEY ECA, 9778 Shag Jatmepas 8 for FOREST AND STREAM f for 6 months on trial with our book, “Game Laws in Brief,” giving Fish and Game Laws of every State in the Union ani Canada. FOREST AND STREAM is the oldest and best igattocs pablication. Weekly; $3 a year. Fill in your name ress here. Enclose One Dollar and mail t ind Stream, 127 Franklin St., In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. New York, and get twenty-six deep, exhilarating breaths of the open, and a useful handbook FREE. comicbooks.com