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The policeman stopped him and said, ‘‘Ye must give me yer name."" , “But I won’t give ye my name,” said the driver. “Ye'll get yerself into trouble,” said the policeman, ‘‘if ye don’t give me yer name.’’ a “LT won't give ye me name," said the driver. “Phat is yer name, now?" asked the angry policeman. “Ye'd better find out,’’ said the driver. ‘ “Shure and I will,’’ said the police: man, He went around to the side the car, where the name ought ® have been painted, but the letters had been rubbed off. ( “‘Aha!"’ said the policeman. Nee ye’ll get yersilf into worse disgr than ever. Yer name appears tobe oblitherated."” ; “Ye'’re wrong!" roared the driver “Tis O'Brien !’'— The Continent. comicbooks.com Any Hype Ny ayy 5 ers