Judge — August 3, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Captsal and Resources $1,750,000 Qualified. Me CLOSEFIST looked eagerly at the young girl and decided to come down to business atonce. He had re- mained a bachelor overlong as it was, and now at thirty he felt that he owed it to himself as well as to the community to marry. Nevertheless, he was dis- posed to be cautious, and so seating himself at Ethel's side he began. “*T suppose you are a good cook, Miss Ethel?” he observed quietly. “I took first honors in culinary science at Radishville,"’ she replied. “And did they teach you the gentle art of dish-washing?" asked Closefist, “T have my degree of Housemaid of Arts,’ she replied, ‘which includes all the little useful domestic accomplish- ments’’ “Including sock-darning and suspen- der-buttoning and so on?"’ continued the wary old bachelor. “*Yes,’’ replied the fair young creature demurely. “Then, my dear, dear, Ethel,"’ said Closefist moving closer, ‘‘will you let me ask you to be m **One moment, please, Mr. Closefist— just a tiny moment. I, too, have some questions to ask you before I answer,” said Ethel. ‘*Can you shovel snow?" ““Why—er—I have never shovelled snow, but at a pinch I think I could.” “*Can you empty out an ash-can and keep it separate from the garbage?” “I should think I had sufficient intelli- gence to do so if I were to put my mind on it,’’ returned Closefist, somewhat bewildered. “And can you black boots and wash ?’* continued Ethel. “*T never tried, Miss Ethel, Closefist, ‘‘but I am sure I could if’ “Then,"’ said Ethel, a bright smile upon her tempting lips, ‘then you may ask papa’’—— “Ethel, sweetheart !"" he cried, spring- ing to her side. “‘One moment, Mr. Closefist—please,"” said Ethel, raising a restraining hand. “Do not interrupt me, I beg of you. I was merely saying that you may window: papa for Rastus’s job if you feel dis- posed to. The poor old darkey is get- ting very tottery, and father was saying only yesterday that he was afrai would have to get a younger mar.”’ “Why — Miss Bosling — ah’’— stam- mered Closefist, ‘‘do you think for a mo- ment that I''—— “I think you might qualify, Mr. Closefist,"’ said she rising. ‘‘The only objection to you that I can see may be your color, for papa doesn’t care for white servants.”” In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com