Judge — July 13, 1912 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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College Girl English. HE girls had been graduated, and were happy. They were on their way to their respective homes, and were happier. They had met at the station and found that they should travel to- gether for a time, and were happiest. “Shall you stop in New York at all?"’ asked one, dividing her query between her two companions impartially, by that gift of expression which in young womanhood, college bred or of the plain garden variety, is fascinating and nat- ural. “Oh, yes!" chimed the two. And “I must look into the shops!’’ came from them in a breath. “Ah!’’ commented — the “Isn’t that magnificently marvelous!"’ “Ripping!"’ replied one of the others. “It’s just snorting!"’ said the third. And then they conversed gently on various topics in the same breezy, lucid verbiage. Fixing the Light. Mr. Briggs called one evening to see his sweetheart, and her little brother, Tom, was entertaining him until the young woman came down. “Tom, when your sister comes down and is comfortably seated on the couch with me, I want you to tiptoe in softly and turn the gas down low, will you?” “You're too late,’’ replied the boy. “Sister just told me to come in and turn it out.’” The Burglar’s Card. The capital of one of the middle Western States was in the throes of a burglar epidemic. Robberies were be- ing committed every day and the police seemed powerless to stop them. The climax was reached when, after a usual late run to a house that had been robbed, the police found a card that the burglar had left and upon which he had scrawled: “Everybody's Doin’ It."’ querist. “Two Out,” or, Rather, In for It. The baseball player was not ac- quainted with the society editor of his favorite paper, and so he telephoned to the sporting editor after his marriage, asking him to say something about the happy event. He wound up the descrip- tion of the ceremony with the following advice “Say, old man, we had only one min- ister, and so you can score it as ‘a dou- ble play, unassisted.’ "” Try Marine Weak, Watery E: ated Eyelid: So Smarting—J ee ESN In answering Dont Drink Common Beer im = Light Bottles Driakgghlin BROWN BOTTLES You wouldn't think of drinking impure water. Why not be sure you get pure beer? If you drink beer from a light bottle that has been exposed to light, you are not sure. Light starts decay, even in pure beer. Schlitz is brewed in the dark, aged in glass-lined, steel-enameled_ tanks. Every tub, vat and tank is scalded every time used, Every bottle is sterilized after it is sealed. Even the windows in our bottling plant are of brown glass. _ The Brown Bottle protects Schlitz purity. from the brewery to your glass. Order a case from ysur dealer today, See that crown or work is branded “Schlitz” 21-M The Beer That Made M itwalikee Famous. 1,000 Island House ALEXANDRIA BAY, Jefferson County, New York IN THE HEART OF THE THOUSAND ISLANDS In the most enchanting spot in all America, where nature's charms are rarest, all the delights of modern civilization are added in the 1,000 Island House. No hotel of the Metropolis provides greater living facilities or such luxurious comfort—real home comfort—as does this palatial Summer retreat. An amusement for every hour, or quiet, complete rest, is the choice of every guest. All Drinking Water used in the House is Filtered Send two 2-cent stamps for Illustrated Booklet O. G. STAPLES, Proprietor HARRY PEARSON, Chief Clerk advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com