Judge, 1912-07-13 · page 20 of 24
Judge — July 13, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and promotional content**, not political satire. The main elements are: **Left side:** A large Budweiser/Anheuser-Busch brewery advertisement showcasing the company's massive 1911 production capacity (1.5 billion bottles annually) across 140 acres in St. Louis. This reflects early 20th-century American corporate pride in industrial scale and efficiency. **Bottom:** An advertisement for Hotel Kaaterskill in the Catskill Mountains—a luxury resort destination. **Right side:** A sentimental romantic poem titled "The Warning of the Bell," about a man typing a love letter on a typewriter. The typewriter's bell punctuates each stanza with onomatopoeia ("Ting-a-ling," "Cling-clang," "Ding-dong"), creating comedic contrast between the heartfelt romantic language and mechanical sounds. **The humor:** The typewriter bell's interruptions mock the overwrought sentimentality of romantic correspondence—a gentle, non-political joke about courtship and modern technology.
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Bottled only at the Home Plant in St. Louis Budweiser At the Top Because of Quality and Purity | Steam Power Plant - | Electric Power Plant ] Refrigerator Plant Ice Plants * Coal used - FREIGHT | | Inbound and outbound - | | | | CAPACITY Brewing Capacity = 2,500,000 barrels ver year i Malting Capacity = 2,000,000 bushels per year | Bottling Works - - 1,000,000 bottles daily Grain Storage Elevators 1,750,000 bushels | Stockhouses (for lagering) 600,000 barrels 12,000 horse power 4,000 horse power 4,000 tons per day 1,200 tons per day 325 tons per day 20,000 cars per year The Anheuser-Busch Brewery, Covers an area of 140 acres of ground, equal to 70 city blocks, upon which are located 110 individual buildings. TRANSPORTATION FACILITIES Refrigerator freight cars - 1,500 Horses at home plant - 143 Wagons at home plant - 78 Auto Trucks at home plant : 74 Horses at Branches - 483 Wagons at Branches - 430 Auto Trucks at Branches - 47 EMPLOYES At St Louis Plant 6,000 people At 36 Branches 1,500 people Total Sales, 1911—1,527,832 Barrels || Budweiser Bottled Beer Sales, 1911 —173,184,600 Bottles Modern Garage, Canoeing, Special attraction: An aptordate Ratheketler. with n ‘vo Toca tion “A SUMMER OUTING ABOVE THE CLOUDS.” HOTEL KAATERSKILL Member of the “Empire Tours” CATSKILL MOUNTAINS. ELEVATION 3,000 FEET. nl ‘Opens on Thursday, June £7, remaining op Climate, scenery ‘and location, unequalled, either In Europe or America. hing, Golf, Tennis, Rowling, Billiards. Pool, Dancing. Mou! Excellent accommodations for convention: ‘Assembly rooma seating from 0 to 1 A musical four o'clock afternoon tea served daily. No extra charge to guests. Celebrated Symphony Orchestra, ind inducements for the younger set. HARRISON S. DOWNS, Berkeley Lyceum, 19, 21 West 44th Street, New York. (Opposite Sherry's) A. Richards, vedition in Climbing, Baseball (Catshitl Mountale League), Hops semi-weekly. day and up. according In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be enpreciated. |The Warning of the Bell. | Being the Episode of Typewsiten ter. Y DEAREST of Sweethearts—Be- fore my machine | (“Ting-a-ling!"’ said the typewriter bell) I'm sitting to write of a love ever green | (‘Ting-a-ling!"’ sighed the typewriter | bell). I love you as no man hath ever before Dreamed love for the maid he hath come ! to adore— Ten lovers, indeed, could not offer you ‘ more! ' (‘‘Ting-a-ling’’ laughed the typewriter r bell.) ; My heart, though, ’tis large as the heav- ens above 5 (‘Tinkle-tink!"” said the typewriter t bell). Until it knew you never knew aught of “ love ('Tinkle-tink!"” gasped the type- writer bell)— Unless 'twas the love that a lone little lad 7 Once held for his mother or chummy old ve dad, Now lapsed to a memory cherished and | glad! (“Tinkle-tink!"" grinned the type- writer bell.) bi i IT've never seen eyes quite as deep as T are thine yo (‘Cling-clang!"" said the typewriter bell); = And as for your smile, it is rarely divine! = (Cling-clang!"" quoth the typewriter bell.) an I dote on the dimple that plays hice and : seek ug With the soft cherry blush on your rose- ff it tinted cheek, And holds me all spellbound and hushed when I'd speak! (‘Cling-clang!”" rang the typewriter 1 bell.) We e Ab, would I were with you, my dearest J and best! ing (“Ding-dong!"” groaned the type- [see writer bell.) T |'Twere like to a nook in the home of usu | the blest! (“Ding-dong!"’ sniffed the typewriter [J Tb! bell.) bar No angel in heaven quaffs nectar so rare [sera As that I would taste on your lips were “ I there— I'll love you, I'll love you, I'll love you fore’er! (“‘Ding-dong!"’ clanged the typewriter TI bell.) quai ENVOY. favo And she who heard not these remarks the s of the gong aski: Was filled with a bliss that was like to happ & S0ng, i tion. Knowing not, as the bell did, how often : of yore advic | He'd banged out that same old love let “§ ter before! Blateney Gray ister, : ble p The woman delegate to national con- a ventions has come to stay. Wear Bos