Judge, 1912-07-06 · page 22 of 24
Judge — July 6, 1912 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and light humor content** rather than political satire. The main features are: 1. **Advertisements** for vacation destinations (Delaware & Hudson railroad), a new hotel in Beach Haven, Schultz Ginger Ale, and Sunny Brook whiskey. 2. **"The Origin of Some Famous Trade-names"** — an educational piece explaining how brand names like Nabisco, Necco, and Sapolio were constructed from acronyms and word combinations. This appears instructional rather than satirical. 3. **"Woman's Wonderful Ways"** — a humorous short story using alliteration (repeatedly starting words with "W") about romantic rivalry between widows competing for a wealthy widower named Willie Weston. The joke relies on the tongue-twisting wordplay rather than social commentary. 4. **Musical verse** titled "A Change in Time," depicting a lazy son's contrasting behavior on weekdays versus holidays. The page contains **no clear political cartoons or satirical commentary** on current events. It's typical of Judge's lighter content balancing serious satire elsewhere in the magazine.
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Free—This Beautiful Book ib —about America’s most charming vacation coun- try: Lake Champlain, Lake George, and the Adi- rondacks, A short history of the scenes where were fought $0 many battles in Indian and Revolutionary times. Also—a map and 40 excellent photograph repro- ductions, vividly picturing the exceptional attractions of this wonderful mountain and lake country for summer sports, or healthful rest Many resorts, all reached by the D. & H. Co.'s rail and steamer lines. If you want to. know about vacation places really worth while visiting—write for ‘‘The Gate of the Country"'—4c. postage. DELAWARE & HUDSON, A. A. HEARD, G. P.A., Albany, N. Y. A Change in Time. | THE THIRD. ———— er Patiently, loudly I call upstairs, “Ahoy, hey, boy, arise!”’ | And he stretches and yawns and groans and grunts, Rolls over and shuts his eyes. THE FOURTH. Advertising of Advertisin; ot Weekly Talks—No. Before old Sol can get around, Night's gloom to dissipate, My son has started briskly forth To help them celebrate.—Grare teme Woman's Wonderful Ways. WHY will weeping widows, who wear weeds, work wonders with The Origin of Some Famous Trade-names TIS inte resting to trace the origin of some famous word trade-marks. **Nabisco,’’ the name of sugar wafers, is derived from the first two letters of National, the first three letters of Biscuit, and the first two letters of Company. “Necco,”’ the name of choco- lates, is derived from the initial letters of New England and Confectionery and the first two letters of Company. “‘Jap-a-lac,*” the name of a stain and varnish combined, comes from the words, Japanese and Lacquer. “‘Helmar,’’ the name of cigar- ettes, is the reversed spelling of a town in Egypt. “‘Sapolio,” the name of a scour- ing cake, is from two Latin words, meaning literally, Soap Oil. With these explanations to guide you, see how many trade-names you can take apart and give a meaning to. For example—B. V. D., Thermos, Steero, Porosknit, Mendets, Shir-Gar, Litholia, Hy-Pol. The New Hotel Baldwin BEACH HAVEN, N. J. Opens June 20th Accommodates 400 wealthy widowers, while winsome wee women, whose witching ways, without woeful wear, would win, were wise” wives wanted. Without wasting words, we will write, whimsically, why Widow Wilhelmina Wood's warm wooing was wholly wrecked. Whereas when worthy Wid- ower Willie Weston, who was wealthy, went walking with Widow Wilhelmina, who was working Willie, wishing Wil- lie’s wealth, Winona Ward, who was Willie’s wellwisher, watched wearily, wretchedly wondering whether Willie would wed Wilhelmina. Winona would wildly welcome whatever would wreck Wilhelmina’s wishes, which was wicked! Wishes (with works) will whiles work wonders, While Willie was walking with Wilhelmina, Winona, worried with worldly wisdom, warily watched Wilhelmina’s wily ways, wish- ing wishes which would wither Wilhel- mina’s weeds, were wrong wishes worth while. While Willie wooed, Wilhelmina waxed wan with woeful weeping, won- dering why Willie was wasting whole weeks walking, whereas wedding was what Wilhelmina wanted! | Well, Willie was wistfully watching Winona, who, with woman's wiles, when Willie would wend Winona’s way, would wear white, woolly wear, wheedle Willie, who was willing, with wonderful warbling, wittingly warning Willie, “*Widow's weeds won't wash!’’ Well, Winona wanted Willie without wealth! Wilhelmina wanted wealth, with Willie! Wilhelmina’s weeping ways were woe- fully wrong, while Winona’s winsome Redecorated, Keturnished ant Moderniard Throws Fresh and Sea Water in all Ratha. High-el and dancing every evening. Tennis Court and Billiards, HOTEL IS DIRECTLY ON ue BEACH | ix by Harbor Bay. Fishing, Sailing, Boating and Bathing \ed. ct railroad communication via the Central RK. of N. J. and Penna it K., 23-4 hours from New York Write for Information and Hlustrated Booklet ESTATE OF CHARLES T. PARRY, Owner W. MERCER BAIRD, Manager SCHULTZ GINGER ALE Particularly Prepared for Particular People From your dealer or seat direct CARL H. SCHULTZ 430-444 First Ave.. MY. City The a Pear its * popularity kisi enue IS iQ | Picture Offer ) Inside ig An attractive, picture, suitable for framing, will be ser paid, to each person who furnishes th jon called for in the coupon, COU PON ALLAN C. HOFFMAN, Advertising Director, LESLIEJUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Ave., New York Twill give y st of advertised goods used daily in my pply a blank form and send me a pictu framing. suitable Name... oc. ccccessescesessesseseseesecsecseeseeseene ways won, without winking. Whoop! Aaavei =. Walter Maine : Pee A noiseless Fourth and a tipless wait- : eee er are two things much to be desired. i ° : a In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com