Judge — June 22, 1912 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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agav ia In the Same Boat. “We get some sad cas said the attendant at the Balmy Lunatic Asylum to the interested visitor, and opened the door of the first cell. Inside was a ma itting on a three- vd stool, gazing vacantly at the lis is an unhappy story,’’ said the attendant. ‘‘He was in love with a girl, but she married another man, and he lost his reason from grief."’ They stole out softly, closing the door behind them, and proceeded to the next. inmate. This cell was thickly padded, and the man within was stark, staring mad. “‘Who is this?’’ inquired the visitor. “This?’’ repeated the attendant. “This is the other man!"’ In Fat Berth. —Towne—‘‘No; Grafton doesn’t work at all now.’ Browne—‘‘He doesn’t? Why, when I knew him he seemed to be a young man with considerable push.”* Towne—‘‘All that’s changed now. He's ‘a young man with considerable pull’ and doesn’t have to work.’’— Catholic Times. His Second Contact.—‘‘This isn’t the first time you have come into contact with the police?’ said the lawyer sternly, to the witness. “No, sir,’’ was the reply. ‘*What, may I ask, was the result of your former encounter?”’ “Lawoke him. He had gone to sleep on his beat.’’—Tit-Bits. Unnecessary Experience.—The author —'You can’t appreciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.’’ The other—‘‘No; and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than any hen in the country !’’"—London Opinion. Maud—‘tWhen you broke the engage- ment, of course you returned the dia- mond ring he gave you."” Ethel—‘Certainly not! I don’t care for Jack any more, but my feelings have not changed toward the ring.’"—Boston Transcript. Commentaries. Towns in this country that are cele- brating centenaries might give the im- pression that we are no longer young. But other towns are just beginning. fa} A New York magistrate, fining a lot of peddlers for obstructing traffic, re- marked that they ‘‘ought to go to work.’’ Consult some agent of beoks as to the pastime of peddling. If striking continues the world over, it might be a good notion to reform the calendar as to holidays. 23 GRANDFATHER USED STILL THE BEST. Note style 2% bottling This is the Guaranteed Orginal Package. ‘To get’solid with the steady drinkers in your place, give them the old standby— “I. W. HARPER” BERNHEIM DISTILLING Co. Louisville, Ky. VARICOSE VEINS, ®2.156s. ‘> ETc. ar _vromptly relieved with Inexpensive bome trratment IE ghaototely ‘removen the pains twelling. tiredness disease. Full particulars on receipe of etainn. WEP. vouner i Dc ess Temple St Sprineteld. Maen TOP wHeY New York °%? THE NEW FIRE-PROOF NAVARRE Seventh Avo, & 38th Street BUSINESS MEN FAMILIES TOURISTS Maximum of Luxury at Minimum of Cos. EUROPEAN PLAN $1.50 per Day $2.00 per Day WITHOUT BATH WITH BATH Suites, $3.50 and upwards i SEND FOR COLORED MAP OF NEW YORK EDGAR T. SMITH, Managing Director ' Plaza Hotel, Chicago, under same management. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be enprociated. HAMBURG Largest SS Co. Over 400 SHIPS AMERICAN fin the World 1,210,000 TONS AROUND THE WORLD by the palatial cruising steamship CLEVELAND 17,000 tons From New York - - Nov. 9,1912 From San Francisco - Feb. 27,1913 110 days - $650 and up Including all necessary expenses joard and ashore, railway, hotel, shore excursions, carriages, guides, fees, etc. Write for beautifully illustrated booklet containing full information. —— 3 Summer Cruises To Land of the Midnight Sun NORWAY, NORTH CAPE, SPITZBERGEN Cruises from Hamburg during July and August. Duration from 14 to 16 days. Cost $62.50 up. By the large cruising ships Victoria Luise, Kronprinzessin Cecilie and Meteor. Vacation Cruises June to October JAMAICA kounp TRIP $75 PANAMA CANAL Reed Trio $115 By the Popular _ “Prinz” Steamers OF OUR ATLAS SERVICE Write for booklet of any crutse. HAMBURG-AMERICAN LINE 41-45 Broadway,N. Y. comicbooks.com