Judge — June 15, 1912 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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The Senator Left Out. Senator Vardaman, so the story goes, once rented a plot of several acres to one of his black neighbors. The land was to be planted in corn, and the Sen- ator, then ex-Governor, was to receive one-fourth, The corn was duly har- vested, but the Senator did not receive his fourth. Meeting the negro one day he said, “Look here, Sam, have you harvested your corn?” “Yes, sah, boss, long ’go.’” “Well, wasn’t I to get a fourth?’’ “Yes, sah, boss, dat’s de truf, but dar warn’t no fo’th. Dar was jes’ three loads, and dey was mine.’” Jollities. The Afterthought.—‘' Did you say your before you went to bed?” ’ replied the very little boy. “And after I got into bed I remem- bered some more things I wanted, sol added a postscript.’’"— Washington Star. Substitutes. —Patron—‘‘Can you give me the usual concomitants with my oysters?” Waiter—‘‘ We're out of ’em just now, sir; but we kin give you pickle, crack- ers and ketchup.’’—Baltimore American. A Marital Question.—‘‘Who gets the custody of the automobile?’’ “1 told my wife she might have it. can’t keep up a machine and pay al mony, too.’’—Louisville Courier-Jour- nal, Why He Didn't.—-‘‘Why don’t you give your wife an allowance?”’ “I did once, and she spent it before I could borrow it back.’’— Washington Herald. A Bachelor’s Philosophy.—Sillicus— “Do you believe in long engagements?"’ Cynieus—Sure! The longer a man is engaged, the less time he has to be married.’'— Philadelphia Record. In Line. “What makes you think the baby is going to be a great politician?’ asked the young mother, anxiously.’ “T'll tell. you,’’ answered the young father, confidently; ‘the can say more things that sound well and mean nothing at all than any kid I ever saw.’’—Cleve- land Plain Dealer. Not Just What She Meant. Old party (recovering from influenza) ;Thanky, Miss, I'm better now; but I ‘ears as ‘ow you've ‘ad it, too?”” District visitor--'‘ Yes; but I’m nearly all right now. It has only left me with alittle neuralgia in my head.” Old party (sympathetically )—‘‘ Dear, dear, Miss, that’s bad; but they do say 4s it do allus attack the weakest part.’’ —Punch. Every lover of a good cocktail should insist that Aboott’s Bitters be used in making it; ineures your wetting the very best. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. F) | Coal used - Budweiser At the Top |Because of Quality and Purity Bottled with crowns or corks only at the Home Plant in St. Louis ‘The Anheuser-Busch Brewery Covers an area of 140 acres of ground, equal to 70 city blocks, upon which are located 110 individual buildings. CAPACITY Brewing Capacity - . 2,500,000 barrels per year Malting Capacity - 2,000,000 bushels per year Bottling Works - - 1,000,000 bottles daily Grain Storage Elevators 1,750,000 bushels Stockhouses (for !agering) 600,000 barrels Steam Power Plant - 12,000 horse power Electric Power Plant - 4,000 horse power Refrigerator Piant 4,000 tons per day Ice Plants - 1,200 tons per day 325 tons per day FREIGHT Inbound and outbound - 20,000 cars per year Total Sales, 1911— TRANSPORTATION FACILITIES Refrigerator freight cars - 1,500 Horses at home plant 143 Wagons at home plant 78 Auto Trucks at home plant 74 Horses at Branches 483 Wagons at Branches 430 Auto Trucks at Branches a7 EMPLOYES At St. Louis Plant At 36 Branches 6,000 people 1,500 people 1,527,832 Barrels Budweiser Bottled Beer Sales, 1911 — 173,184,600 Bottles Press Cutting Bureau willsend you all newspaper clippings which may appear friends, or any subject on which you ima: "Every newspaper and pe in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices, Henry Romuike, 106-110 Seventh | Avenue, New York. SHORT-STORY WRITING ‘A course of forty lessons in the history, form, etruo- fore, and writing of the Shert-tuory taught by ¥. Berg ierawein, Kéltor, Lippiacott’s Magazine. catalogue free. Write to-day. The Mome € jorrespondence School Mr Karvee's 18 Besse Place, Springteld, Mass, HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE os. 32, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warchocse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will comicbooks.com