Judge — May 18, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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With Judge's Jesters. FREDERICK P. LADD. WAS BORN in Connecticut, but does not remember it. Remembers Connecticut, however. ‘Tried to do his duty on the farm as a boy, and escaped with his life. Went tocollege at Brown; was cast into the world in 1893. Worked on the Providence Journal, the New Haven Register and the New York Press. Was in the United States customs sery- ice in Providence, but the humor of the OneMillion | Home Lovers The greatest opportunity of the year — the most amazing chance ever offered to the homes of this country to secure the world’s finest quality furniture, and furnishings at from one-third to one-half below regular price, and all upon our splendid, easy, free credit terms of a whole year to pay. Put aside just a few pennies a day in return for enjoying the keen pleasure of having your home immediately furnished in luxury and comfort. We have prepared a great new catalogue representing 5,000 modern designs in articles of furniture and home furnishings, and ‘we will send this new book, showing illustrations in natural colors, by mail post- paid in a plain package, if you will simply send us your name and address on a 2: postalcard right now so that you can secure acopy before the edition isexhausted. “““termy: S0e eaah and SOc per woath. One Year to Pay—Free Gi Credit You may order any item illustrated by this special announcement (and the same way from this great, new catalogue) by security—no mortgage tosign, no col- lectors—no publicity, no red tape or delay of any kind. You take no risk. If you are not pleased after 30 days’ use, send shipment back to us and your money in full will be returned, all freight charges, etc., 80 you cannot lose a penny. Ourcredit plan is simply a dignified open charge account system—just th as you would receive from your grocer or butcher, only we allow you an entire :ar to pay, as you earn the money, by send.ng just a small remittance of fifty cents or a dollar per month, according to the size of your order, Immediate shipment is always made upon receipt of order—there is no delay. iF Send For This Great New Gotuiccs Today Save the dollars you would throw away in dealers’ profits. We remost factories— ds that are reliable—goods we back up by the strongest guarantee ever made. We supply over one million regular customers with all their home furnishings and furniture at this great saving in price you can procure for yourself. t think of turning this page until you have mailed a post card givin e can send this 1912 Book to you immediately. Se offer you the cream of products of America’s f HARTMAN Furniture & Carpet Co. Largest, Oldest and best known home 3951 Wentworth Ave. simply sending first pay ment. We ask no | Wo.m-717 | = us your a co, Hi, ig concern in the world. 22 nese Storer ts 000,000 Customers Established 1855—S7 Years Advertising of Advertising— Everybody is talking about it, but Judge and Leslie’s Weekly are doing it. (See page 18) Ladies Can Wear Shoes One size smaller after using Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder for the feet. It makes tight or new shoes feel easy ; gives instant relief to corns and bunions, Blisters, Callous and Sore Spots. It’s the greatest comfort ‘discovery of the age. Sold every- where, 25c. For FREE tial package, address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. | | Read a live up-to- Are You An EK? Hid give See filled with all the latest news and gossip of Elkdom, $1.50 per year. National Elk’s Horn | NORMAN M. VAUGHAN, Editor Mercantile Building ST. LOUIS, MO. Every new iber receives a bank free. 1 FREDERICK P. LADD. situation overcame him. Fled to New York again and has never wanted to leave since. Has launched four novels, and has another on the ways. Formed the JupGe habit some years ago and has never tried to give itup. (Verb. Sap.) Is a regular Yankee and has a very fine Yankee cat, named James, who has invented a disappearing backyard fence which the Secretary of the Navy has pronounced well-nigh perfect. His literary tastes are simple. Ad- mits W. D. Howells can spell better than Josh Billings. Johnny's Suit. Said Mrs. A. to Mrs. B., “What can I do with Johnny's suit? I washed it—it has shrunk, you see- And now it's very clean and cute, But he can never get it on. I really don’t know what I'll do! Said Mrs. B., ‘*Why not take John And give him a good washing, too?” Said Mrs, A., ‘‘You’re right, I think; From washing, most boys seem to shrink.”’ On the Wrong End. ‘How it is Teacher—‘‘Don't say, rainin’!’ Pronounce your ‘g. Little girl—‘I know, teacher. let me say it.’’ Teacher—''Say it." Little girl—*Gee! How itis rainin’! Every lover of a good cocktail should inst that Abbott's Bitters be used in making it; newt your getting the very best. C. W. Abbo Baltimore, Md. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com