Judge — March 30, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Practically all argu- ments in favor of men voting or for representation in government apply with equal force in favor of woman suffrage. 2. Women are compelled to compete for a living with the same industrial conditions as men and are entitled to equal voice in the making of laws af- fecting their means of a livelihood or existence. 3. Men and women are both subject to laws, both are punished in like man- ner for violations of criminal statutes, and, as a matter of elementary justice and equity, women should be given equal voice with men in making of statutes. 4. Physical differences do not logically deprive women of suffrage. While, by reason of such differences, a more or less logical division of various duties necessary for providing a home and livelihood may be established, they in no wise affect the fundamental questions of justice entitling both man and woman to equal voice in government. Men would not generally agree to any busi- ness partnership where one was to have absolute control, regardless of division of duties, similarity or dissimilarity of contributions to the partnership. De- priving women of suffrage is a similar question and equally unjust. 5. Intelligence of women is on a par with men; where given the same oppor- tunities, women have proven their un- derstanding of governmental principles and cannot be barred from suffrage on question of intelligence. 6. Woman's interest in good govern- ment and all that makes for a ‘‘square deal’’ and a fair show to all is as great as man’s interest, and they should have equal voice in the government which affects interests of all. 7. Ability and capability to handle suffrage (at least as intelligently as handled by men) have been proven in States having equal suffrage and in others having woman suffrage limited to school and other questions. 8. Woman suffrage is entirely feasible and practicable. Objections raised on this ground are based entirely on preju- dice which many hold against any change in any established custom, and “no suffrage for women’’ has been custom. 9. Woman’s aspirations and {deals and conduct average at least as high as man’s, and granting suffrage to women is in interest of advancement of good citizenship and civilization. 10. Because there are no more logical inst woman suffrage than ice should give equa! privilege to both. Freperick G. SwaNson, Gorcona, Canat Zone. 20 In answering advertisements piease mention JUDCE. It will be appreciated. EVERY WAITER. CHARACTERS? Everywaiter. Tips (strong boy, in hold-up costume). Every Food Magnate. The Public. Unhappiness. Happiness. Indigestion. Everymenu. Pages. Scene—Office of Every Food Magnate. E. F. M. seated at desk. Huge barrel to back center stage. (Curtain rises.) (Enter Pages, bearing ten cash regis- ters. E. F. M. waves them to barrel. They empty contents into this and pass out, carrying empty registers. Commo- . tion outside door (L). Everywaiter rushes in, disheveled, excited, indignant, closely followed by The Public, shoving Tips toward him. Tips clings to the hand of Unhappiness, who keeps very close to him and The Public). Everywaiter (giving Tips a push from himand gesticulating wildly. To Tips)— Gott in Himmel! Vhat diss iss like! Oh, ze monstair! Yo, sho’ mus’ hike! Be off wid yes! No more fer Mike! It's soitenly tough! Oh, oh, you strike! (The Public gives Tips and Unhappi- ness another shove toward Everywaiter, steps back quickly, and stands in the shadow of barrel. Happiness appears in the shadow near The Public.) The Public—Ho, ho! Ha, ha! He! Strike! Strike! E. F. M. (cheerily)— Ho, my hearty! What now? What's your trouble? What's the row? Isn't Tips here big enough? Hain't he just the proper stuff? Speak up! You'll find me on the square I kin raise them bills of fare, Then Tips will grow. (Tips and Unhappiness move toward Everywaiter, who frantically motions them back. Happiness steps toward the door.) Everywaiter (pointing to Tips)— Hoch der Kaiser! It iss to tell Alretty de fadder uff diss—vhell, Diss illigeetimate child. E. F. M. (with quick glance toward The Public) — Hsh! Hsh! Let's talk it over quietly! Hsh! Hsh! Let's talk it over quietly! Hsh! Hsh! You'll spoil a good thing! Now, what do you want your job to bring? Everywaiter— It’s mah honah, mah honah, suh! Mah income is sufficeable; I has swell clothes, I has a roll, An’ jewels mos’ enticeable. Ich haben de home, an’, throth, indade, If shmall figures countin’ what I made Makes a gintleman, I’m it— Soitenly, 1’m it! E. F. M.—And, my boy, you owe this all to Tips, good old Tips, Everywaiter— Ach! das iss eet! Teeps! Teeps! Und vhat my mo-nies? De Public heaps Try Maurine Eye Remedy for Red Weak, Watery Eyes aod Granulated Eyelids No Smarting—Just Eye Comfort. comicbooks.com Th arsen alway Plexi Th other