Judge, 1912-03-16 · page 14 of 23
Judge — March 16, 1912 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains four separate satirical comic vignettes mocking social vanity and hypocrisy: **"A Change Needed"** ridicules a mother pressuring her son to improve his appearance, suggesting he'd look better as a "wash drawing" (simplified sketch)—implying real life disappoints. **"A Chameleon"** mocks someone who changes personality based on social context: appearing melancholy alone, flushed from embarrassment in company, yet fundamentally "green" (naive/inexperienced). The title suggests social phoniness. **"The Red Above the Green"** satirizes a hat salesman's deceptive flattery and dishonest pricing: he claims a red hat reduces her apparent age by ten years, then implies he'll add that savings onto the bill anyway—exposing the con beneath superficial compliments about appearance. **"Always the Same Cry"** (overall theme) suggests these vignettes represent recurring human follies: vanity, pretense, and gullibility to flattery, regardless of circumstance.
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A CHANGE NEEDED. “* Come on in, Johnnie, you 'd look better as a wash drawing.” A CHAMELEON. “When I don’t goout in comp'ny I'm so blue, and when I do, I get so red, ‘cause I'm so green.” Bye-bye. ALWAYS THE SAME CRY. THE RED ABOVE THE GREEN. “ Madam, this red hat reduces your years by about ten.” “Yes; and I suppose you 'll add the amount on to the bill."” comicbooks.com