Judge — January 27, 1912 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Other People’s Efforts. None on Hand. The wife of a leading minister in a srsey town was sitting on the porch of the manse when a man with a grip in his hand started to come up the steps. vtting him at once for a book agent ddler, she said firmly, ‘Nothing you one?”* queried the stran- ‘ing that an affirmative answer might lead to further conversation, in which the salesman would try to demon- the improvements made in the purchased hers, the minister's wife answered shortly, ‘‘No!"" Shaking his head, the man retreated down the steps, repeating this sentence several times, ‘‘Hasn’t got one, doesn’t want one! The man’s manner and tone of voice awakened the woman’s curiosity, so very soon she went over to a neighbor's house, she had seen the man stop, and What was that man who was here a few minutes ago selling?’ To her astonishment and chagrin, the neighbor replied, ‘Bible Lippin- cott’s Magazine. Winter Money-getters. A little winter, Now and then, Is relished by The coal-yard men. —St. Louis Times. But don’t forget The men, you know, We always pay To shovel snow. —Yonkers Statesman. They're hard to beat, We will admit; Sut the waiter still Is getting it. An Advertising Genius. “T guess I have insulted that great pianist. foreve: said Mr. Cumrox. “But I couldn't help letting my old business training get the better of me.” “What have you done “Tnotice that he always plays up the name of the piano he uses very conspicu- ously."” to buy some good formula for a hair tonic and give hima half interest in the business.’’—Wash- ington Star. Not Idle Amusement. “T hope you are not playing polities said the reformer. “There's no such thing as playing politics,"? replied Senator Sorghum. Politics nowadays is work."’—Washing- ton Star, Girls take such of their brother do of any other men, accurate it’s queer they pif You Would Preserve Your Lustrous Eyes, Use Murine Tonic—A Favorite Toilet Laxury. Two Drops—No Smartins— Feels Goul, OLLAND HOUSE NEW YORK C/TY Offers, at moderate rates, substantial comforts with the eiegance, luxury and entertainment demanded by connoisseurs as the best in Hotel-life. Holland House, Fifth Ave. and 30th St. THE MOST MAGNIFICENT WINTER RESORT HOTEL Situated in the most picturesque middle-south Accessible from New York via Railroad and Steamship Lines, Opens January 12th 18-HOLY GOLF COURSE. MILES OF AUTOMOBILE ROADS. joor Recreations xcelled Cuisine and Service When the Chief Quailed. Two or three years ago Uncle Sam is- sued a mandate to the effect that the Indians in the future should take unto themselves but one wife. Quanah Parker, chief of the Comanches, appear- ing before the Committee on Indian Affairs, told its members that many of the men of his tribe had more than one wife. He was admonished to go home and tell them that this condition of af- fairs could no longer exist and that the surplus wil must be sent home to their parents. Last session Parker again appeared before the committee, a1.¢ the following conversation took place between him and a committeeman: “Did you tell your bucks that they must have but one wife, Parker? “Yes, me tell ‘um,’’ responded the Did you get rid of the extra wives?’’ all gone,’? answered the chief. "urged the committeeman, ‘I am told that you yourself have six » Me got si said Parker. “Now, this will not do, Parker. You'll have to get rid of th extra wives. You go home and tell them to leave. Send them back to their parents. Tell them to go home ‘You tell ‘um, Lippincot * responded the Indian. A Misanthrope.—There is no use wast- ing sympathy on a man who can’t be happy with good health, good meals, and good weather.—Chicago Record- Herald, “That young son-in-law of mine,” said Mr. Cumrox, ‘‘says I’m unreason- able. And maybe he’s right.” What's the trouble?"’ “Before their marriage I objected to his attention to my daughter. Now I’m objecting to his inattention.'’ — Blue Bull. friends, or any subject on waich you may want to be to date.” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terma, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh | Avenue, New York. N ew Rupture Cure Don't Wear A Truss. Brooks’ Appliance. |New dis- covery. Wonderful. No obnox- fous springs or pads, Air Cushions. Binds ant ‘Oke together as No salves. Durable, 2 Sent on trial.” Pat. Sept. 10, CATALOGUE FREE. C. E. BROOKS 178 State St., Marshall, Mich, One Block from New Pennsylvania Station NEW YORK CITY Hotel Imperial On Broadway at Thirty-first and Thirty-second Streets Convenient to New York Central Terminal and the 32d Street Sta- tion of the Hudson River Tubes— just across the street—also the new shopping district and theatres. The new Cafe—for Ladies and Gentlemen—on the Broadway side, has instantly become popular. Booklet with rates mailed on request ROBERT STAFFORD 04, Js rownsenp Proprietor Manager In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com