Judge — January 27, 1912 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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What Our Grandfathers Smiled Over. A touch of nature—A kiss. a Bosom friends—False fronts. a A strange sight—To see a garden walk. a A. striking expression—‘‘Hit him agi Men of letters—Printers and sign painters. a a A crying evil—Taking the baby to the theater. a Taking a receipt—Getting your trou- gers mended. a When the old man lights up, the lover lights out. a A tea-totaller—The tea merchant's accountant. a A polly-tickle movement—Scratching a parrot with a straw. a A lot with which everybody is con- tent—A lot of money. Surprised Doctor ILLUSTRATING THE EFFECT OF FOOD. The remarkable adaptability of Grape- Nuts food to stomachs so disordered that they will reject everything else, is illus- trated by the case of a woman in Ra- cine, Wis. ‘wo years ago,"’ she says, ‘I was attacked by a stomach trouble so serious that for a long time I could not take much of any sort of food. Even the various kinds prescribed by the doctor jluced most acute pain. “We then got some Grape-Nuts food, and you can imagine my surprise and delight when I found that I could eat it with a relish and without the slightest distress. “When the doctor heard of it he told me to take several small portins each day, because he feared I would grow tired of it as I had of all other food. “But to his surprise, (and that of everybody else), I did not tire of Grape- Nuts, and became better day by day, till, after some weeks, my stomach en- tirely recovered and I was able to eat anything my appetite craved. “My nerves, which had become so weakened that I feared I would become insane, were also restored by the Grape- Nuts food in connection with Postum which has become our table beverage. I appreciate most gratefully and thank- fully the good that your food prepara- tions have done me, and shall be glad to answer any letters inquiring as to my experien Name given by Postum creek, Mich. ittle Book, ‘‘The Road to in pkgs. ‘‘There’s a Teason,’" Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and fall of human interest. . Have you r Spring Su it Master I ilored The two cardinal sins in conversation are talkativeness and silence. a The road to success is open to all, but too many want to get there without the trouble of going. What bridge is warranted to support any strain?—-The bridge of a fiddle. a We don’t like to see ladies with very small feet—Ladies should not stand upon trifles. a A pretty girl does not need an ele- vator—It is easy enough for her to get up stares. a “T am learning zee language varey fast. Zee leetle poy zere a-spinning his top. He's a spinster, eh?” a Don’t talk when you are climbing up the mountain, because silence gives ascent.—Burlington Hawk-Eye. a A farmer in New Hampshire calls his cow ‘‘Eider,’’ because she is so good in “giving down.’*—Yawceob Strauss. a He—‘How timid and shy the bride appears!"" She—‘‘Naturally; this is her fourth husband.”’ a A mucilage factory recently burned in Rhode Island. The sad affair cast a glu’em over the entire community.— Detroit Free Press. a It isn't pleasant for men in delicate kid gloves to grasp a door-knob after it has been turned by a man in search of a towel.—Boston Post. a **When 1 drink much I can’t work, and so I let it alone.”” “The drinking?" ‘No; the working."’ a Ethel (who is glueing on her doll’s wig) —‘‘Letty, do you know why grand- pa’s hair has gone off his head? It wasn't stuck well.’’ a ‘Eloise’ asks if we will publish her poem on ‘‘The Wavelet of the Rivulet."’ With a smilelet upon our facelet, we (Continued on ine page) Every lover of a good cocktail should insist that Abbott's Bitters be used in making it; insures your getting the very best. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. The aging of a cocktail is as necessary to perfect flavor as the aging of wine or whisky. The delicious flavor and aroma of Club Cocktails is due not alone to the precise blending of the choicest liquors obtainable, but to the fact that they are softened to mellowness by aging before bottling. Manhattan, Martini and other standard blends, bottled, ready to serve through cracked ice. Refuse Substitutes. AT ALL DEALERS. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sele Props. IMPERIAL EXTRA DRY CHAMPAGNE ry In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com