Judge — January 20, 1912 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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(Continued from preceding pase) turned a smiling countenance toward the justice and answered, ‘No, jedge. If he was mah husban’ and he treated me lak he did ‘is wife, Ah wouldn’t call no p'licema , sah! Ah'd call de ertaker, ieee | BALTIMORE the story of the overworked man and the extravagant wife, as told by Frederick Townsend Martin; 5 Taking No Chances. “Tow many a poor, struggling broker wyer or promoter slaves himself into nervous prostration,”” said Mr. RIPE Martin. ‘tin order to gratify the extrav: RICH tes of his wife! MELLOW rd of a case in point yest x The wife of an overworked promoter t breakfast, | E f by jobbers. Will you post this letter for me, ~ Wat. LANAHAN & SON, lear? It's to the furrier, countermand- 5 Baltimore, Ma: ing my order for that nine-hundred-dol- able and ermine stole, You'll be to remember ti 3 of the hari y promoter lit up with joy. He careless firing and waste of coal and oil. Better than Scotch Better than Irish eized a skipping rope that lay with a The first question put to him in the rap of dolls and toys in a corner, and srbal examination was what he would 1 G & WwW ging to pe wife, he s: it bet » if he found his freight train con- “ "Here, tie my r nd to my left fronted by an oncoming passenger. foot, so 1 won't et! He hesitated only y moment, then Canadian Here is one on optimists. It was repli Whisky Distilled by Gooderham & Worts, Limited, Toronto, Canada y the late Admiral Schley: “I'd grab a lump of coal in one hand, the oil can in the other, and jump for Better thas Bourbon Better than Rye Sold at all first- id A Consoling Discovery. Admiral Schley once tried to have . a a ———— = certain reforms instituted in the navy e are many ways of avoiding ADD OR SUBTRACT— QUICK ! He found at headquarters a good deal sickness, but there is only one sure way. the optimistic or lazy spirit, how This from Harper's Weekly gives us the so, at adinn one night, he rebuked . nind me, sir,” he said, “of Accounted For a “ = old Jimmy Traddles. Jimmy was a you seasick crossing the ocean, machine made for the price. our © das Agents wanted. laborer. Noon sounded one day and he ? 4 A EASEEET £0. Fave GPO Soties beeen, SN 1. sat down and felt in his pocket for his iw But the poe! mpty. nivver a qualm did ‘Oi hov goin’ ROMEIKE’ Press Cuttin, 1 oR do you account for | Boys,’ he loat my lunch.’ Really? How KY ! Tl . chee! 7 riends, or any aabject on whicl hen he g cheery laugh. chat Ol nivver wint back, yure to date.” Every newspaper and. per arned good thing I've lost Sure and Oi nivver wint back, yure @ United States and Europe is searched. Terms, Honor."’—Current Literature, $5.00 for 100 notices. Henry Ro 106-110 Seventh Avenue, New York. "a man asked, _ - “* Because,’ said old Jimmy, ‘I leftmy th at home.?"” : , " a resmrun AND me; but a little pun- if it is only atrocious enough, is a HOUSE hing thing. Here isa pun from NEW YORAM C/TY the Trend that is new to us and very Offers, at moderate rates, substantial comforts with Good Authority. the eiegance, luxury and entertainment demanded by connoisseurs as the best in Hotel-life. ur who?’ Holland House, Fifth Ave. and 30th St. canaige inte ia THE MOST MAGNIFICENT WINTER RESORT HOTEL Carrying things to extremes gets e . * . saany'a tnan?Hth wrongs” bat think bow _ Situated in the most picturesque middle-south af i Accessible from New York via Railroad and Steamship Lines. ithas helped increase the gayety of th | Opens January 12th world! Success tells of a railroad man Dt MILES OF AUTOMOBI that learned his lesson only too weil: ‘ Economy to the End. The candidate for the position of loc motive fireman had studied the impre ive figures showing the aggregate los to the company each year resulting from atrocious: “Arthur said this morning that it was In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com