Judge — January 13, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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There's no greater luxury possible than what suits you best. Velvet is that for the smoker — every time. And all because of the two years’ aging given to the good Burley leaf —only middle leaf at that. Fill a pipe with Velvet tonight. You'll forget tobacco and taste hap- piness. Spaulding & Merrick w THE SMOOTHEST TOBACCO TOBACCO The LAKEWOOD HOTEL LAKEWOOD, N. J. THE HOTEL THAT MADE LAKEWOOD FAMOUS NOW OPEN UNDER THE DIRECTION OF MR. LOUIS FRENKEL, OF THE HOTEL KAATERSKILL KAATERSKILL, N, Y. Lakewood is one hour and thirty minutes from New York city, and for its climate, its pine trees, and its wonderful dry air it has no equal. Prospective patrons going to Lakewood will find the Hotel Lakewood one of the best managed hotels in the world. Special inducements will be made for parties who wish to spend the season at this wonderful resort. ‘There is also in connection with this hotel one of the finest 18 hole golf courses in America. ‘The hotel will be conducted on the most exclusive lines on the American plan. F. H. NUNNS, Manager You Can Keep Pace With the Times and see and know what is going on in the world by reading LESLIE’S WEEKLY ** All the news of the world in picture."* TEN CENTS A COPY, at all news-stands, or $5.00 A YEAR FROM Leslie Judge Co., 225 Fifth Ave., New York What the Governor of North Dakota said to the Governor of South Dakota. (Continued from preceding pare) “Only three minutes more, Goy. ernor,’’ was the urgent message. “*Where in the name of Moses js that unspeakable collar button?’’ were the words of the Governor of South Dakota, now on all fours, scrutinizing the floor, Then there was an explosion as the distinguished State executive bumped his head against the bottom of the berth. It was just after this that the Governor of South Dakota said to the Governor of North Dakota, ‘Governor, there are two classes of people who have to put on full dress suits every night they appear in public—Governors and waiters.’? Mayor Lew Shanks, of Indianapolis, was called upon to speak at the tail end of the oratory efforts in the capital of Indiana. Former Vice-President Fair- banks and Governors too numerous to mention had spoken before the head of the city government was reached. Hav- ing in mind the high offices held by those who had preceded him, Mayor Shanks said that he felt a little out of his class—like a man who had been used to playing ina ten-cent-limit poker game who suddenly found himself up against a two-dollar limit. “I would advise Governor Marshall, of Indiana, to keep his eye upon that other Democratic candidate with the presidential bee, Governor Ha1mon, of Ohio, who is sitting by my side.” (Mayor Shanks is accustomed to spesk- ing out. He used to be an auctioneer.) “Governor Harmon is getting himself before the people by accompanying the Western Governors to the St. Paul Land Show. If Governor Marshall is onto his job, he will go, too. Let Governor |] Marshall capture the nomination. (Loud J} applause from the Democrats.) ,Then, after he has captured it, we will all vote for Taft.” Toward the close of the trip, John Ringling, the circus man, came aboard the Governors’ train. It seems that he is a personal friend of Louis W. Hill, president of the Great Northern Rail- road. Both men are famous practical jokers. Somebody tipped the fact off to Mr. Hill that Mr. Ringling was on the special. The former immediately got busy and wired to several large manufacturers that J. Ringling desired them to quote him prices by telegraph on a first-class water wagon. Withina few hours the showman was being fairly smothered by telegrams from enterpris- ing salesmen who believed they had ex- actly the kind of a water wagon Mr. Ringling wanted. There was a magnificent spread for the visitors given by Governor Tener, of Pennsylvania, in the executive man- sion at Harrisburg. Dr. Critchfield, State commissioner of agriculture, looked upon an imposing array of fancy drinking glasses before him. (Continued om following pace) Every lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com