Judge, 1911-12-30 · page 20 of 25
Judge — December 30, 1911 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This page is **primarily advertisements** for luxury hotels, not political cartoons. The content consists of four hotel advertisements: 1. **The Georgian Terrace** (Atlanta) 2. **The Lakewood Hotel** (New Jersey) 3. **Holland House** (New York City) 4. **Champion Terrace** (Augusta, Georgia) The right column contains **"Hit or Miss,"** Judge's humor section with brief jokes and witticisms on various topics—marriage, doctors, business, politics, and gender relations. These are generic satirical quips typical of early 20th-century magazines, poking fun at: - Los Angeles and "hysteria" - Farmers and debt - Sleep remedies - Church attendance - Women in politics and voting **There are no political cartoons or specific caricatures visible.** The page reflects era-typical satire about social customs and gender roles rather than addressing particular political figures or events. This appears to be a magazine section mixing advertising with light social commentary.
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janderTace ATLANTA, GA. The New Million Dollar Southern Hotel NOW OPEN HE. newest conception of a hotel, superb in the exceptional artistic character of its decorations, and equipped with every known facility for the comfort and convenience of its guests. Excellent arrangements for families who wish home-like environment with seclusion or the opportunity of enjoying all that is most fascinating in hotel life, under one roof. LUXURIOUS RECEPTION-ROOMS ‘WINTER GARDENS ENGLISH LOUNGING-ROOMS SUMMER TERRACE GARDEN sel SUN-PARLOR BILLIARD-RO! JUSIC GRILL EXCELLENT. CUISINE AND SERVICE here elegance, refine: at popalar prices. , OPEN ALL YEAR = CENTRALLY LOCATED At Peachtree Street and Ponce de Leon Avenue ATLANTA, GEORGIA The LAKEWOOD HOTEL LAKEWOOD, N. J. THE HOTEL THAT MADE LAKEWOOD FAMOUS NOW OPEN DER ThE DIRECTION OF MR. LOUIS FRENKEL, OF THE HOTEL KAATERSKILL RAATERSKILL, N.Y. Lakewood is one hour and thirty minutes from New York city, and for its climate, its pine trees, and its wonderful dry air it has no equal. Prospective patrons going to Lakewood will find the Hotel Lakewood one of the best managed hotels in the world . Special inducements will be made for parties who wish to spend the season at this wonderful resort There is also in connection with this hotel one of the finest 18 hole golf courses in America. The hotel will be conducted on the most exclusive lines on the American plan. F. H. NUNNS, Manager OLLAND HOUSE NEW YORK C/TY Offers, at moderate rates, substantial comforts with the elegance, luxury and entertainment demanded by connoisseurs as the best in Hotel-life. Holland House, Fifth Ave. and 30th St. THE MOST MAGNIFICENT WINTER RESORT HOTEL Situated in the most picturesque middle-south Accessible from New York via Railroad and Steamship Lines, Opens January 12th 18-HOLE GOLF COURSE. MILES OF AUTOMORILE ROADS. r Recreations led Culsine and Service lets and reservations, address HOLLAND MOUS! St! New York City Jerrace AUGUSTA, GA. Hit or Miss. Los Angeles will hardly sigh To see, from this time hence, Hysteria succeeded by A reign of common sense. —Chicago News. Fact and Fiction.—‘‘I suppose your wandering boy will come home and pay the mortgage off the farm, as they do in stories. ““No,"” replied Farmer Corntossel; “that ain’t his custom. When he gits through makin’ suggestions, it generally means another mortgage.’’— Washing- ton Star. Overdid the Cure.—Doctor—‘‘You_ ad- mit that I cured you of ingomni: Then whv don’t you pay my bill?’” Patient ~‘'Sorry, doc; but I sleep so soundly now that my wife goes through my pockets nights and takes every cent."’—Boston Transcript. A Scheme.—‘'There’s nothing in a name." I think the: “Prove it.’” “*Well, I'll bet if it was called ‘lodge’ stead of ‘church,’ more men would at- tend.’’—Detroit Free Press. Studying Business Methods.—‘‘Has your son brought back any business ideas from J.on jon?” “Oh, yes! He thinks we ought to serve tea afternoons and that all the stenographers ought to be blondes.’’— Louisville Courier-Journal. The Only Chance.—‘‘If those Ci fornia women run for office, do you think they would be guilty of purchasing votes?"’ “‘Not unless they got green trading imps with them.’’—Houston Post. “You can reach a man’s heart with food, a woman’s with flatte: re- marked the Wise Guy. “In other words, stuff them and they are yours," added the Simple Mug.— Philadelphia Record. Their Limit.—‘‘There is one queer thing about fish stories.’” ‘What is that?’" “Fishermen, in telling of their catches, never seem able to draw the line.""—Baltimore American. That Was Why.—‘'‘Why are you so sore on that eminent millionaire? He has done some good things.’” “1 was one of them."’— Washington Herald. Women ain’t got no sense of humor. Look at the hats they wear.—Uncle Pennywise. ‘Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy for their children. 6c. a bottle. In answering advertisements please mentiun JUDGE. It will be appreciated.