Judge, 1911-12-02 · page 22 of 24
Judge — December 2, 1911 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The main cartoon depicts two men in formal attire discussing payment for a marriage ceremony—one asks "how much shall I give the minister?" and the other replies it's worth "whatever you think," prompting the first to say he won't know the value "until afterward." This is a mild **joke about the uncertainty of clergy fees** and the awkwardness of negotiating religious services. The remainder consists of advertisements (Blatz beer, Cook's champagne, Sunny Brook whiskey, various hotels) and "padding" filler articles—humorous trivia and jokes ("Don't you miss your husband?" / "No, I have a bull terrier growling instead"). There are **no identifiable political figures or significant satirical commentary** on this page. It represents typical Judge magazine commercial content from the early 20th century.
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ALWAYS THE SAME GOOD OLD “HOW MUCH SHALL I GIVE THE MINISTER FOR THE MARRIAGE SERVICE?” “WHATEVER YOU THINK !T’3 WORTH, OLD Tor.” “BUT I SAY, OLD CHAP, HOW SHALL 1 KNOW THAT UNTIL APTERWARD.” For Padding Purposes. Suggestions for filling up the back y daily paper, under the head- ful Facts’? or “It May Come In Handy,"’ according to the conservatism | or otherwise of the journal : The type used in setting this paper for twelve months would, if put together and made pliable, stretch five times around the world. The total amount of paper consumed in the same time, if laid flat, would cover any State in the Union. The mortality among missionaries is higher in the Cannibal Islands than any- where in the civilized world. It is calculated that there are ten times more blondes in the United States than there were before the discovery of peroxide. ‘The population of the North Pole and of the South Pole is exactly the same. The national drink of Scotland whiskey. A white mouse died recently at Osh- kosh which was reputed to have more than three million descendants. King George is the fifth of his name to sit on the throne of England. Sedan chairs are no longer in general use in the streets of London.—Bellman. bottle bearing the triangular label. Just re- member this— and order Blatz. “The Finest Boor Ever Brewed” Ash, for it at the er Buffet. Insist on Blatz. Correspondence invited direct. With Reason.—‘‘Don’t you miss your husband very much, Mrs. Jones?”’ “‘No, indeed. You see, I have a bull terrier who is growling all the time, too.’’—Baltimore American. Doesn't Pay —It doesn’t pay to get a stiff neck looking for those silver linings in the clouds.—Chicago Post. Every lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. SUNNY BROOK, PURE FOOD, oa SL > :} © hiskey ‘The Inspector Is Back Of / Every Bottle: A PURE HEALTHFUL TONIC Commonwealth Hotel (INc.) Opposite State House Offers rooms with hot and cold water for $1.00 per day and up, which includes free use of public shower baths. Nothing to Equal this in New England Rooms with private baths for $1.50 per day and up; suites of two rooms and bath for $4.00 per day and up. Dining Room and Cafe First-Class. European Plan. Absolutely Fireproof Stone floors. nothing wood but the doors. Equipped with its own Sanitary Vacuum Cleaning Plant. Long Distance Telephone in Every Room. Strictly a Temperance Hotel SEND FOR BOOKLET. STORER F. CRAFTS, Gen. Mgr. HOTEL RUDOLF ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. On the Ocean Front. Always Open Offering every appointment for comfort and luxury. Hot and cold sea and fresh water in all baths. American and European plans. A. S. RUKEYSER, Manager. JOEL HILLMAN, President. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Nos. 32, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 2) Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER comicbooks.com