Judge — November 25, 1911 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Telling The Time To Millions The Wondrous White Rock Clock Lighting Times Square. New York. Seseceeceese: Better than Scotch PPSSOets| & WORTS Canadian Whisky Can be used as Liqueur alter dinner Better than Boorboa Better than Rye FSIS ISTTISISIFSGFFSTFTTTTGTO GOODERHAM | 3 s ; Commonwealth Hotel Offers rooms with hot and cold water for $1.00 per day and up, which includes {ree use of public shower baths. Nothing to Equal this in New England Rooms with private baths for $1.50 per day and up; suites of two rooms and bath for $4.00 per day and up. Dining Room and Cafe First-Class, European Plan, Absolately Fireproof Stone Moors, nothing wood but the docte. Equi with its own Sanitary Vacuum Cleani plesk: Long Distance Telephone ia Every Rooms Strictly a Temperance Hotel SEND FOR BOOKLET. STORER F. CRAFTS, Gen. Mgr. Hotel Puritan COMMONWEALTH AVE., BOSTON A Distinctive Boston House and one of the most attractive hotels in the world to those who prefer good taste to display. Interesting booklet of the : orel witn guide to vaton and vieinity on request. E.P.COSTELLO - + + MANAGER Melancholy Contrast. Creation’s proudest work we see In man, philosophy affirms; And yet, at times, man seems to be A playground for all sorts of germs. —Washington Star. Going, Going, Gone.—The three de- grees in medical treatment: Positive, ill; comparative, pill; superlative, bill. —Sacred Heart Review. Evidence of Heredity.—‘‘They have actually eaten themselves out of house and home!’’ “Hereditary. The parents of all man- kind did the same thing, if you will re- member the circumstance of the Gar- den.”"—Browning’s Magazine. Getting Windy. The man in the street, Just remember; Sees some hosiery neat In November, —Louisville Courier-Journal, The Real Thing.—‘The Post-office De- partment is conducted at a financial loss.’” “Yes; but Uncle Sam's engraving plant makes plenty of money."’—Youngs- town Telegram. First Talking Machine.—A reporter was interviewing Thomas A. Edison. “And you, sir,” he said to the inventor, “made the first talking machin “No,” Mr, Edison replied; ‘‘the first made long before my time—out of a rib.”"—National Monthly. He Was Helping. A Baltimore man, whose son is a student at Princeton, has had frequent occasion to remonstrate with his boy touching his extravagance, but the father invariably ‘‘comes to the front’’ when request is made for further funds. In his last fetter to his son, the father, after the usual recital, stated that he was forwarding acheck for fifty dollars, and he wound up with: “My son, your studies are costing me a great deal.” To which the hopeful, in his next let- ter, replie “T know father; and I don’t study very hard, either.''—Christian Work. If You Would Preserve Your Lustrous) Eyes, Use Murine Eye Tonic—A Favorite Toilet\ Luxury, Two Drops—No Smarting—Feels Good. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Socially Launched. In his native town Jimmy had always been most popular with young and old, but when he was sent away to boarding school he was for a time too homesick to make friends. His first letter was little more than a wail: “I'm 'way behind the other boys verything,’’ he wrote dolefully. ‘isn’t only studies, but it’s gym- nasium and banjos and everything. I don’t believe they'll ever have much use for me.’” But the second letter, written after a week in the new school, was quite dif- ferent in tone. “I'm all_right,’? he wrote to his mother. ‘The boys say they'll teach me all they know, for they’re proud to have men here. I can stretch my mouth half an inch wider than any other boy in school, and my feet are the longest by a full inch. So youneedn’t worry about me any more.’’— Youth's Companion, Dear Santa Claus. Unless you think that you can face A most unpleasant racket, Don’t hang above our fireplace Another smoking jacket. —Youngstown Telegram. RED RAVEN is not “casual water” it is a water with a purpose and our genial friend in the picture realizes it he knows that RED RAVEN kills headache indigestion and nausea and that it clears the head cools the blood settles the stomach splits, everypwhee 15¢ comicbooks.com