Judge, 1911-11-11 · page 23 of 24
Judge — November 11, 1911 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **humor columns and advertisements** rather than political cartoons. The left column features brief **anecdotal jokes** mocking everyday domestic situations: a husband complains about a weekend visit involving rain and golf; another joke plays on the phrase "Gunpowder Plot" (the 1605 assassination attempt) as wordplay about firing office employees named "Cannon and Ball." These are light social satire about marriage, office life, and social obligations—typical of Judge's humor. The main advertisement announces a **Supreme Court decision** (Justice Hughes, May 29) protecting the Carthusian Monks' exclusive right to produce and label "Chartreuse" liqueur, preventing imitators from using the name. **Pears' Soap** and **Leslie's Weekly** advertisements round out the page—standard period marketing with no satirical content. The page is primarily **commercial** rather than politically pointed, representing Judge's blend of light domestic humor and advertising revenue.
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A Week End Visit. waanaeeeene ed 4 (Concluded. : ing!” Since the decision rendered by the United States Supreme Court, n sin Seale el coaatreeinte it has been decided by the Monks hereafter to botde” H “ hat dow over his nose. “The rain'll i b make your hair curl!"” e You and your wife both prefer F 3 straight hair, but you trail along in r silent disgust. ‘*Where are we going? ft “Oh, Just over the golf Jinks." (Liqueur Péres Chartreux) * u Halsey stalks on ahead, pretending he = it likes it; you and your wife go sloppily et both being identically the same article, under a combination label representing the old and the new labels, and in the old style of bottle bearing the Monks’ insignia, as shown in this advertisement. According to the decision of the U. S. Supreme Court, handed down by Mr. Justice Hughes on May 29h last, no one ‘but the Carthusian Monks (Péres Chartreux) is entitled to use the word CHARTREUSE as the name or designation of a Liqueur, so their after, sinking up to your ankles at every wv step. You whisper to your wife, ‘Isn’t it hell to be a guest?”’ You are finally 0 soaked to the skin and your grouch is reaching colossal size. ; : Then comes the last straw. Friend heslodesbeobeohesbooleobesh SI: Halsey says, ‘Isn't this glorious?” victory in the suit against the Cusinier Company, representing M. That is the end. You can stand no |¥# Henri Lecouturier, the Liquidator appointed by the French Courts, t more. With the cry of a wounded thing, and his successors, the Compagnie Fermiere de fa Grande Chartreuse, u youleap out of your rubbers and dash is complete. as n [for the station, two miles away. ‘The Carthusian Monks (Péres Chartreux), and they alone, have Ir “Good-by! Send my things int ae the formula or recipe of the secret process employed in the manufacture : e for town! Au revoir, dear people! Old of the genuine Chartreuse, and have never parted with it. ‘There is no Fi ° New York is good enough for me! genuine Chartreuse save that made by them at ‘Tarragona, Spain. e d His One Provision. At Piper Gon ts Brontway, Now Yor we, ae 4 ‘The committee had called to suggest | ¥ Sol: Agents for tie United States. government by commission to Nero, and RCN [that eminent ruler listened attentively Hinerieeieertrrerrreerreeteertreerrrrrrerreer erste . and smiled approvingly. . — = — ———— —— = = — = < “It looks good to me,”’ he said, ‘‘pro- vided, of course, that I am the commis- h sion.” . il Whereupon the committee laughed diplomatically and withdrew.—Cleveland | Plain Dealer. “A cake of prevention is worth a box of cure.” Don’t wait until the mischief’s 0 A Gunpowder Plot.—‘‘What became of | tthe two clerks you had here?” | “You mean Cannon and Ball?’’ : df ¥es." | done before using Pears’ Soap. “The boss got rid of them in the most A . n_[scetious way." There’s no preventive so good © | «le fired the one and bounced the as Pears’ Soap. ¢_[other.""—Baltimore American. Established in 1789. PEARS’ s Even.-—‘‘I find that my husband has ——SEEEEE = = —— : ————— n having the office-boy call me up "He's been foing. tothe, bel The President’s Thanksgiving Proclamation at ent. He’s been going to the ball kame.” will tell something of the wonderful prosperity we are enjoying— as the greatest country in the world. id Not Going.—‘‘You're going to the smoker to-night, aren’t you?’’ g “Nope."” a “Why, the boys are expecting you! n Didn't you promise them you'd be m there?” I “Yes, I intended to be present; but, 1S fou see, we have the recall system in war family, and my wife has just exer- ne fised it.""—Chicago Record-Herald. “How is it that you didn’t catch on 0 the voice?” n- | “Well, I’m busy at bridge every day, d I've been having the cook answer ° ° 9 re fhe telephone.""- Washington Herald The Prosperity Number of Leslie’s Weekly n After the Honeymoon.—‘‘I forgot some- November 23d, will also be the THANKSGIVING ISSUE 0 ing,’’ said the husband as he came and will show by articles and illustrations how much we have pe _ to be thankful for. y ele pouted the wife; ‘“‘you forgot Order a copy from your newsdealer—ten cents—or direct from o kiss me. “That may be; but what I came back Leslie’s Weekly, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York ‘ot was my overshoes.’’—Louisville 4s | rier-Journal. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com