Judge, 1911-11-04 · page 20 of 24
Judge — November 4, 1911 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. It contains: **Main Advertisements:** - Blatz Beer (Milwaukee) - Dr. Elders' Tobacco Boon (a patent medicine claiming to cure tobacco addiction in 72-120 hours) - Liquid Pistol toy gun - Evans' Ale - The Landon School (art instruction) - Glen Summit Springs Hotel - Hotel Rudolf **Satirical Humor Section** (upper right): A series of brief jokes labeled "Shear Steal" covering topics like foolishness, reformed burglars, police logic, unlucky numbers, and jackpots—typical light social commentary of the era. **Cartoon:** One small illustration shows a flower seller pitching blooms to a man, humorously escalating from "for your wife" to "for your sweetheart" to finally "to celebrate your luck"—mocking the vendor's persistence. The page reflects early 1900s advertising culture and mild social humor, with no identifiable political figures or serious satire.
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toate SLOCR ATZ MILWAUKEE oT BEER FINES pREWED Hg yéR The beer behind the triangular label sses Cl cter and quality to a marked degree. Ash for it at the Clab, Cafe or Buffet. Insist on Correspondence invited direct. ALWAYS THE SAME GOOD OLD Tobacco Habit Swiftly Banished Dr. Elders’ Tobacco Boon Banish: All Forme of Tobacco Habit In 72 to 120 Hours, Guaranteed positively to be a harmless, swift and permanent relief from the slavery of the Tobacco Habit. Easy to take, NO craving for Tobacco after the first dose. One to three boxes suffictentforallordinary cases. Proofs in plenty from those who have experienced the wonderful benefits of Dr. Elders’ Guaranteed Home Treatment. ‘They write like this: “ Wouldn't take $1000 for what youdid forme"; ""I never have ahank: ering for tobacco any more”; “One box of your To- bacco Boon cured mo after 20 years habit"; “Used to- bacco in ail forms for 17 years, three « boxes cured me"; Teannot praise your Tobacco Boon enough. Other Mothers Can also cure their sons”; Used Tobacco for almost 64 years and i cannot express my gratitude to you for putting me in my present condition.” | Remember, a legal binding guaranteo of results in every case, or money refunded. It will surely pay any one to send for Free Booklet giving full information of Elders’ Tobacco Boon. Home Treatment. Address DR. ELDERS’ SANITARIUM, Dept, 2388 St. Joseph, Mo. Wizard Repeating LIQUID PISTOL jo the moat venus dag ot Tey clint pormancet tery Ferdi sate carry wi out rca Folly.—The fool is never so stingy with his folly as the wise man is with his wisdom.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Quite Likely.—Do you think that it would be out of place to give a reformed burglar a job in the steel works?—Phil- adelphia Bulletin. Perspicacity.—‘‘ Why didn’t you arrest that man for dashing down the street in his automobile?’’ “*Because,’’ replied the New York policeman, ‘‘I hdve a logical sense. He wouldn’t have had the nerve to do it if he hadn't been too important and influ- ential to arrest.’"—Washington Star. Obliging.—Harduppe—'*Hello, Wig- wag! You're just the man I was look- ing for! Can you lend me thirteen dol- lars till Friday?” . Wigwag—But thirteen dollars and Friday are both unlucky.”” Harduppe—‘Well, then, make it fourteen dollars till Saturday.’’—Phila- delphia Record. Jackpots.—‘‘Charley, dear,”’ said young Mrs, Torkins, ‘‘what is a jack- tr”? ““Why—er—a jackpot is a general contribution for purposes of charitable donation.”” “Oh! Do you know, I was afraid it had something to do with the wickedness of politics !’’"—Washington Star, UY A PLOWER, SIR?” (0 THANKS.” “BUY ONE FOR YOU WIFE, sin?” “HAVEN'T ONE.” “poR YOUR SWEETHEART, THEN?” “HAVEN'T ONE, EITHEK.” “WELL, BUY ONE TO CELEBRATR. YOUR LUCK.” — London Opinion. If You Would Preserve Your Lustrous Eyes, Use Murine Eye Tonic—A Favorite Toilet Luxury. Two Drops—No Smarting—Feels Good, Oy Step into the nearest place and order a Glass of Evans’ Ale The Treat of the Season. Cafes, Saloons, Restaurants. Oyster Houses. COPY THIS SKETCH and let me see what youcan do with it. Youeas earn $20.00 to $125.00 of more per week as illas- talent. Fifteen years’ successful work for sews | ¢ NAY sews Pitees sro each Sar fee trator or cartoonist. My practical sy: sonal individual lessons by mail will éevelop your Sead me yoor sketch of President Taft with te, ~ in stamps ana I will send you atest lessoa plate, also collection of drawings showing pos for YOU. at THE LANDON SCHOOL ji.sneivantstndescsteicad GLEN SUMMIT SPRINGS HOTEL GLENg SUMMIT SPRINGS, PA. 2000 Feet Above Sea Level 4 Hours from NewYork via Lehigh Valley R.R. A MODERN HOTEL OF 200 ROOMS Riding, Driving, Automobiling over 140 Miles of magnificent roads. Boating, Bathing, Tennis. BROWNE & WARBURTON, Proprietors New York Office, 1460 Broadway Philadelphia Office, 900 Chestnut St. W. H. WARBURTON JAUDON BROWNE HOTEL RUDOLF ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. On the Ocean Front. Always Open Offering every appointment for comfort and luxury. Hot and cold sea and fresh water in all baths. American and European plans. A. S. RUKEYSER, JOEL HILLMAN, Manager. President. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com