Judge — October 21, 1911 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Its Other Attractive Features. HEN the horse show is in session And your glances there fall on the belle, You'll willingly make this confession— That a beauty show it is as well. Consult a Veterinarian. Champ Clark loves to tell how, in the heat of a debate, Congressman Johnson, of Indiana, called an Illinois Represent- ative a jackass. The expression was unparliamentary, and in retraction John- son said, “While I withdraw the unfortunate word, yet, Mr. Speaker, I must admit that the gentleman from Illinois is out of order.’” “How am I out of order?”’ yelled the man from Illinois. “Probably a veterinary surgeon could tell you,’’ answered Johnson, and that was parliamentary enough to stay on the record.—Mack’s Monthly. Hit and Run.—‘‘When I arose to speak,”’ related the martyred statesman, “some one threw a base, cowardly egg at me." “And what kind of an egg might that be?’’ asked an attentive listener. “A base, cowardly egg, xplained the statesman, ‘‘is one that hits you and then runs.’’—St. Paul Pioneer Press. From Texas SOME COFFEE FACTS FROM THE LONE STAR STATE. From a beautiful farm down in fexas, where gushing springs unite to from babbling brooks that wind their spar- kling way through flowery meads, comes a note of gratitude for delivery from the coffee habit. “When my baby boy came to me five years ago, I began to drink Postum, hav- ing a feeling that it would be better for him and me than the old kind of drug- laden coffee. was not disappointed in it, for it enabled me, a small, delicate woman, to nurse a bouncing, healthy baby 14 months. “I have since continued the use of Postum, for I have grown fond of it, and have discovered to my joy that it has entirely relieved me of a bilious habit which used to prostrate me two or three times a year, causing much dis- comfort to my family and suffering to myself, “My brother-in-law was cured of chronic constipation by leaving off cof- fee and using Postum. He has become even more fond of it than he was of the old coffee. “In fact the entire family, from the latest arrival (a 2-year-old who always calls for his ‘potie’ first thing in the morning) up to the head of the house, think there is no drink so good or so wholesome as Postum.’’ Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, ‘‘The Road to Wellville,” in packages. ‘‘There’s a Teason."" Ever read the above letter? A new one appears irom time to time. They are genuine, true. and fall of human interest. WRITIN ES ADDING Visible and Indivisible Writing and adding are joined by natural laws. Much weritiog involves adding; most adding involves writing—both on the same page Why then e separate writing machine and a separate adding machine? Our Adding and Subtracting | that they be joined in one machine. ‘Typewriter is the answer to this Wherever writing and adding question. It has been called two | are done on the same page, whether machines in one. It is really one | it be in billing work, order work, machine with two functions. statement work or any work with two functions similar require are indivisibly = ments, the joined in prac- atest of all tice, and prac A fabor savers tice demands | Adding and Subiocuos Typewriter Remington Typewriter Company (Incorporated) New York and Everywhere How Fido Lost Out.—'‘My girl used to think a lot of her pug dog, but I've man- aged to get the edge on him since we ORIGINAL s married "’ LONDON **How did you work it?”’ At dre es ‘*Fido wouldn’t eat her cooking and I did.’*— Red Hen. i ‘cme’ Pure Turkish to- Answered. —‘‘Is your husband home?’’ _ : “Yes. What do you want with him?” bacco — nothing “[’m—er—revising the voting list, else. Cigarette and I just wanted to inquire which party value plus only a he belongs to.” “Do yer? Well, I'm the party wot ’e reasonable profit. belongs to.""—London Tatler. Proof is in the A Reprehensible University.—Lots of trying. persons imagine that reading every de- tail of a noted divorce case supplies Cambridge, 25¢ i ion.—. 5 Blues, 30c them with a liberal education.— Phila Banqoet, $1.00 delphia Inquirer. Morotes (gatdeoy2se . Ambassador, 35¢ Overlooked. —Knicker—‘‘We can’t carry revolvers any longer.’” “* The Little Brown Box” Bocker—‘‘But they didn’t take away the girls’ hatpins.’’—New York Times. A bottle of Abbott's Bitters should be on every table to serve with the soup course. Sample by mail, 25cta. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com