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This page is primarily **advertising** with scattered humor pieces. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** Hotel promotions (Kaaterskill, Nassau), Delaware & Hudson railway, and Hunter Whiskey dominate the layout. **Humor Pieces:** The right side contains brief satirical anecdotes: - **"In the Swim"**: Mocks a preacher for being verbose but ultimately shallow—he "dives deeper" but "comes up drier" than other speakers. - **"The Rivals"**: A joke about stenographers reluctant to take vacations because they don't trust each other around the boss, suggesting workplace romantic tension. - **"A Tunnel Tale"**: A minister scolds a man for not helping a woman open a train window; the man dismisses her—then the train enters a tunnel anyway, proving the window wouldn't have helped. - **"They Did That Time"**: A maid accidentally wears her employer's clothes, humorously justifying the mismatch as coordinated. The page reflects early 20th-century American humor: workplace dynamics, gender relations, and everyday ironies.

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: : ; ; i : ; : is best because Seeeseseseseseseseoesesesseoososoes SASORSPNSESO SES OT ORI OT ELIOT ISIS TET OTSTE SITS I ESE IOI IFOISOTY | 89, 341 Individuals Can secure accommodations in the cool ind delightful resorts of Northern New York on the lines of Delaware & Hudson as scheduled in our big free tourist book. Send today 6c. postage to A. A. HEARD, G. P. A., Albany Enjoy a real vacation in the SUMMER PARADISE FOR THE FRAGRANT JULEP OR THE FESTIVE HIGH-BALL Hunter Whiskey Rye Whiskey and so guaranteed fall Gevt-class cafes and by jobber War LANAPIAN '& SON! Baltmore, Md. it is a Pure = ESSS PSSST SS TS STSSSSSGISSGSSSTTTGsss In the Swim.—A reviewer in the New York Nation illustrates his own com- ments on a certain volume of es- says by a story that is worth putting into circulation. Three hearers, he says, of the admired Dr. were talk- ing in the vestibule after the sermon. “*We must admit,’’ remarked the first, “that the doctor dives deeper into his subject than any other preac! “*Yes,"’ said the second; under longer."” “And comes up drier,’ added the third.— Western Christian Advocate. ‘and stays The Rivals. —Riggs—''Singular, isn’t it, that neither of your stenographers wants a vacation this y No; it’s took a x plained, pod-looking young office, and neither of the girls is willing to go away and leave the field to the other one."’—-Purple Cow. tly PELEEEPEEL EEE EEE ELE SEES TEESE SEES EEE SEES | Hotel Kaaterskill| In the Catskill Mountains Elevation 3,000 Feet The Rejuvenation of this Famous Resort For the first time this resort has been leased to a New York hotel man, Mr. Louis Frenkel, for 14 years proprietor of the Hotel Albert. The hotel has been renovated and put in first-class condition. io either Europe or America. Up-to-date Garage, Boating, Fishing Golf, Tennis. Excellent accommodations for Conventions. Assembly rooms seating 1,000 persons. Symphony Orchestra. ttractions and inducements for the younger set. HARRISON S. DOWNS - Special MANACER PEPE EEE EEE E EEE E EELS EERE EEE E EES THE Hotel Nassau Long Beach, L. I. A fireproof European Plan hotel of the highest standard, situated directly on the finest beach north of Florida, 25 miles from the new Pennsylvania Long Island Station. Write for booklet. MERRY & BOOMER, Managers Other Hotels under same Management HOTEL LENOX, of Boston, and the new HOTEL. TAFT, New Haven, Ct. (Under con- struction.) LPELEPEEEE EE EE EEL EE EET ES SEES SEED PEEEEEEPEEEEEEEESS A HAT THAT IS USEFUL AS WELL AS ORNAMENTAL, A Tunnel Tale.—As the Lackawanna train left Hoboken, a little woman tugged at a window, trying to open it. Beside her sat a burly man, looking upon her efforts with indifference. id a young minister across the aisle, hame on you, sir, to sit there and let that little woman Ta’ that win- dow"" “She can't; the burly man. Even as he oke, into the smoke and gas of the Newark New se don't worry,"’ responded the train plunged tunnel.— They Did That Time. ing home unexpectec “*What's the meaning of this? You've got on my blue skirt and my green silk blouse !"" Maid—*Well, what of it? Don't they go together?"’—Fliegende Blaetter. Captain Hobson's attention is called to the fact that that team of Jap ball players has been observed inspecting the American batteries. —Marion (O.) Star. very lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the be: In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com