Judge — July 22, 1911 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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CAP AND GOWN SMILES. Danny Deever, °13. (it Mt, Kipling will stand for it.) “What mak: the students look so pale?” asked Sister-on-Parade. “It’s eight-fifteen, it’s eight-fifteen,”” the Blase Senior said. | “And what has that to do with it?” asked Sister-on-Parade. “They “eonom. in half an hour,”’ the Blase Senior said. “Each student has a reddened eye, like- a haggard look; It’s half a dozen weeks or more since he has cracked a book. A hand has written on the wall the legend, ‘Get the hook,’ And they’re flunking Danny Deever in the morning.’” “What's that so black against the sky?’’ asked Sister-on-Parade. “Alumni Hall, Alumni Hall,"’ the Blase Senior said. “And what's the mournful sound I hear?’’ asked Sister-on-Parade. “The cry of souls forever d——,’’ the Blase Senior said. | “The Death Watch sits in solemn state | within that ancient hall, The student has discovered that he’s not prepared at all. He got a D at Christmas time, two- twenty in the fall, | And they’re flunking Danny Deever in the morning."’ —Yale Record. Nellie was a lady; night she dyed, Bat the rain began and the color ran, And now she’s just the same old straw- berry blonde. Nature will have its way. —Cornell Widow. _ “What course did you get most A’s in this year?” “Chapel attendance."’—Yale Record. Sing a song of expense, Make it very sad; Then shift it to the weather, And mail it home to dad. Cornell Widow. And This Time It Was.—The telephone girl was on her vacation and fishing. Some one in another boat called, “Hello!’’ Just then she got a bit. “Line’s busy !"’ she answered.—Brow ing’s Magazine. The Worst Joke of the Week.—‘‘Hav- ing been in London lately, I have ob- served that in the midst of the prepara- tions for rejoicing there are many arrangements for putting the people in| ‘tiers.”""—London Punch. | Mothers will tind Mrs. Winslow's Southing Syrup the | @t remedy for their children. 25¢. a : of the world’s bottled beers is the supreme * position occupied by Old Reliable Budweiser Its high reputation is due to its exclusive Saazer Hop flavor, its low percentage of alcohol and thorough ageing in the largest storage cellars in the world. Only the very best materials find their way into our plant. Bottled only (with corks or crown caps) at the Anheuser-Busch Brewery St. Louis, Mo. Each year JUDGE carries the announcements of the leading hotels, railroads and resorts—proof that Judge’s read- ers patronize our advertisers. Why not try for yourself? Fifty cents a line. Tobacco Habit Banished DR. ELDERS’ TOBACCO BOON BANISHES all forms of Tobacco Habit 1n 72 to 120 hours, A poal- tive, quick and permanent relief. E: No craving for Tobacco after the frst One to three boxes for all ordinary cases. We guaran tee results in every case of refund money Send for our free bookles giving full information. Eiders’ Sanatariam, Dept. 43 St Josepn. Mo HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORD! VARICOSE VEINS, *°1 ‘ Pull particolare on Feeeipt of stainn WP. Young, PF D. Pr, Ls Temple St, Springfeld, Mase In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com