Judge, 1911-07-22 · page 21 of 24
Judge — July 22, 1911 — page 21: what you’re looking at
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This page contains two distinct sections: **The Cartoon "Two of a Kind"** presents a domestic quarrel where a husband accuses his wife of infidelity during his absence. She responds with witty logic: he lied about his trip's duration (returning early instead of staying eight days), so they're equally guilty of deception. The satire mocks marital hypocrisy and the double standards between spouses—a common theme in early 20th-century humor. **The Remaining Content** consists primarily of advertisements and light verse. George Fitch's "Vacation Reflections" humorously describes a holiday's financial drain through mounting hotel bills and incidental expenses. Several short joke items follow, including workplace humor. The bulk of the page features a Schlitz beer advertisement emphasizing purity and dark-bottle protection, plus a hotel resort ad for the Catskill Mountains property. The page reflects typical Judge magazine format: satirical domestic comedy paired with advertising and miscellaneous humorous filler.
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“TWO OF A KIND.” He-" How is this? I come back unexpect- cay from my trip and find you flitting with seater man, You have deceived me."” She— Not any more than you. You told st yoa would be away eight days and here you ue back again the next day Have you not also deceived me ?"'— Fliegende Blactter. Vacation Reflections. (A Pastoum) by GEORGE FITCH. ‘Mid flurries of fashion and grace I've basked for a fortnight or more, ls Nature's impassioned embrace, Afar, on a rock-littered shore. Each day meant a fiv 4 ck-littered Where the breezes were bracing and chill. Each day meant a five-dollar bill, And | had a hall bedroom at that, Where the br bracing and chill And the were portly and fat. jd a hall bedroom at that; a wonder how money could fly! e portly and fat, ained me excessively dry. Twas a wonder how money could fly vely dry; Imast borrow some cash if I can. lotels are a highwaymen’s clan. No more will I loiter, athrob. must borrow some cash if I can, For I lost everything but my job. No more will I loiter, athrob, ‘Mid flurries of fashion and grace, or lost everything but my job ln Nature’s impassioned embrace. A Suggestion.—‘‘See here he third time you've been la “Yes, sir. Er—er—don’t you think would help some if you opened the Seeabout a hour later each morning?”’ Browning's Magazine. This is “Have pity on a poor, lame 2 who is hungry and cold."* Stranger, think yourself lucky. %'re only cold in one leg; I'm cold in th.""—Pele Mele. Even Pure Beer is Sensitive fo Light The direct rays of the sun on beer will start decay. Dark glass gives protection against light. Schlitz is sold in dark bottles, to protect its purity from the brewery to your glass. We use the costliest materials. selects the barley. One of our partners We go to Bohemia for hops. Schlitz is aged for months before it is marketed, to prevent biliousness. It cannot ferment in your stomach. We filter it through white wood pulp. Sterilize every bottle. We spend more money to attain purity than on any other cost in our brewing. If you knew what we know about beer, you would say, “Schlitz—Schlitz in Brown Bottles.” Order a case from your dealer today. See that crown or cork is branded “‘Cchlitz.”” e Beer fe That Made Milwaukee Famous Hotel Kaaterskill In the Catskill Mountains Elevation 3,000 Feet THE REJUVENATION OF THIS FAMOUS RESORT For the first time this resort has been leased to a New York hotel man, Mr. Louis Frenkel, for 14 years proprietor of the Hotel Albert. ‘The hotel has been renovated and put in first-class condition. Climate and location unequaled in either Europe or America. Up-to-date Garage, Boating. Fishing, Golf, Tennis Excellent accommodations for Conven- tions. Assembly rooms seating 1,000 persons. Symphony Orchestra. Special attractions and inducements for the younger set. HARRISON S. DOWNS, Manager. In enswering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com