Judge — July 22, 1911 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S FAVORITE. PEARL SINDELAR OF “THE GIRL. IN THE TAXL” I bear you've bought an aeroplane, In which the clouds you would attain, From dramatic heights To dramatic flights— Should be to you both safe and sane. But while you mount some air incline, This prayer to the gods is mine: Don't let you drop Or your motor stop, And throw this Pearl before the swine. A Spoon Shaker STRAIGHT FROM COFFEEDOM. Coffee can marshal a good squadron of enemies and very hard ones to overcome. A la in Florida writes: “I have always been very fond of good coffee, and for years drank it at least three times ad At last, how- ever, I found that it was injuring me. “T became bilious, subject to frequent and violent headaches, and so very nerv- ous that I could not lift a spoon to my mouth without spilling a part of its contents, My heart got ‘rickety’ and beat so fast and so hard that I could scarcely breathe, while my skin got thick and dingy, with yellow blotches on my face, caused by the condition of my liver and blood. “1 made up my mind that all these is came from the coffee, and I rmined to experiment and s So I quit coffee and got a Postum, which furnished my hot morn- ing beverage. After a little time I was rewarded by a complete restoration of my health in every respect. “Ido not suffer from biliousness any more, my headaches have disappeare: my nerves are as steady as could be de- sired, my heart beats regularly, and my complexion has cleared up beautifully— the blotches have been wiped out and it is such a pleasure to be well again.’ Name given by Postum Co., Battle » Mich. Read the little book, ‘‘The Road to Wellville,”” in packages. ‘‘There’s a Teason Ever read the above letter? A mew one appears from time to Ume. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. “PUNCH One pint of unter- mented grape Mahoney's Mary Ann. By JOHN K. LeBARON. OULDST know whither we are drifting? Asked Mahoney, ‘*Well, you can! You just wait until commencement And you'll hear from Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s to read an essay That will puncture quite a rift In that most perplexing problem, ‘Whence and whither do we drift?’ “She's been reading cyclopedys Till she knows em all by heart. She reads Burns in the original, And speaks Greek and a la carte. Specific gravity’s her forte, And square root is a cinch; She knows the size o’ this here earth Down to within an inch. **So to tell whither we're drifting And little things like that Is, for her, no idle guesswork- Mary Ann knows where she’s at! So when Mary Ann gets busy With that essay, tied ith blue, It will wake up the old wise heads And they'll find she knows a few."" Don't Marry. The woman who buys for the mere pleasure of buying. The woman who expects to have ‘ta good, easy time. The woman who thinks that cook and nurse can keep house. The woman who would die rather than wear a last season’s hat. The woman who expects a declaration of love three times a day. The woman who marries in order to have some one to pay her bills. The woman who reads novels and dreams of being a duchess or a countess. The woman who thinks she can get five thousand dollars’ worth of style out of a one thousand dollar income. The woman who does not know how many pennies, nickels, and dimes go to make a dollar. The woman who proudly declared that she cannot even hem a pocket handker- chief and never made up a bed in her life. The woman who cares more for the style of her spring suit than she cai for the health and comfort of her chil- dren.—Boston Herald. A bottle of Abbott's Bitters should be on every table tu serve with the soup course. Sample by mail, 25 cts, in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. SMOOTHEST TOBACCO Stop at your dealer’s this morning. Get a can, “The pale complexion of true love” assumes warmer tint by the use of Pears’ Soap. Sold all over the globe. 21 West Seventeenth St, NEW YORK OF BRAINS GARE “MADE AT KEY WEST— FOR _p MEN LAUGH WITH SIS HOPKINS ALL NEWSDEALERS 10 CENTS In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com