Judge — June 17, 1911 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S FAVORITE. GRACE WASHBURN AT THE WINTER GARDEN, NEW YoRK. As It Looked to the Chaperon.—Fond mother—* Did young Mr. Watkyns show much interest in the old masters at the art exhibition?"’ Aunt Chloe—*No; he seemed to take much more interest in the young missus.’’—Somerville Journal. Comes a Time SHOWS WHAT IT HAS BEEN DOING. WHEN COFFEE “Of late years coffee has disagreed with me,"’ writes a matron from Rome, N.Y. “Its lightest punishment being to make me ‘logy’ and dizzy, and it seemed to thicken up my blood. “The heaviest was when it upset my stomach completely, destroying my ap- petite and making me nervous and irri- table, and sent me to my bed. After one of these attacks, in which I nearly lost my life, I concluded to quit the coffee and try Postum, “Tt went right to the spot! I found it not only a most palatable and refresh- ing beverage, but a food as well. “All my ailments, the ‘loginess’ and dizziness, the unsatisfactory condition of my blood, my nervousness and irrita- bility disappeared in short order and my sorely afflicted stomach began quickly to recover. I began to rebuild and have steadily continued until now. Have a good appetite and am rejoicing in sound health which I owe to the use of Postum."’ Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich, Read the little book, Wellville,"’ in pkgs. reason.’" Ever read the above letter? A mew one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. “The Road to ‘There’s a Artemus Ward Up-to-Date. DON'T want to live in vain—or in Mexico. Time passes on—to the pawnbrokers —a kind of way time has. Where are the girls of my youth? Some are divorced—and some would like to be. The Mormon’s religion is singular— and the magazine articles about him are plural. lam saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me—begin. Nobody ever remains to hear me finish. I have a great passion for photo- graphs—of myself—and a fondness for people who beg me for my pictures— few ever do. I have an uncle who takes photo- graphs, a servant who takes anything he can get his hands on—and a few jokes which won't take anywhere. I could draw on wood at a very tender age—I once drew a small cartload of raw turnips over a wooden bridge. Now I draw on the imagination and on the bank—very seldom on the bank. The old inhabitants of San Francisco are so rich that they have legs with golden calves to them—and their chil- dren are born with the dollar sign for birthmarks.—Wiliam J. Berticher. A TRIFLING MISTAKE. Bridget—"' Take these coppers, and the missus sez go away wid yer noise, and don’t play bere !"” —Sydney Bulletin. Quite Right.—‘‘What a brilliant mar- riage!’ said the genial lady. ‘He is worth several millions and she will in- herit at least a billion.” Would you call that a marriag inquired Miss Cayenne, “or a merge —Washington Star. A Clever Saleswoman.—‘‘Let me see some ladies’ hosiery.”* “For your wife or do you want some- thing more expensive?’’ — Fliegende Blaetter. Caront Bitters. — Unequalled for flavoring sliced Fruits, Ices and Jellies, Sample on receipt of Becents. Oct. C. Blache & Co., 78 Broad St., N.Y. Gen'l Distra, LEEELEEELEEEELES EEE EEEEEEE TEEPE SES EEEEEESD | THE SENTIMENT OF THE HARVEST EaiwKOREE UME PINES: 7 E E R LVER LSREWED FOOD VALUE, time-honored quality, delicacy of flavor and Long Beach, L. I. A fireproof European Plan hotel of the highest standard, situated directly on the finest beach north of Florida, 25 miles from the new Pennsylvania Long Island Station. Write for booklet. MERRY & BOOMER, Managers Other Hotels under same Management HOTEL LENOX, of Boston, and the new HOTEL, TAFT, New Haves, Ct. (Under con- struction.) In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com