Judge — May 20, 1911 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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These dreadful rumors alarm m “Too bad!"’ “What would you do? “Well, I think I would switch maga- zines.""—Kansas City Journal. A Poor Specimen. ‘*Hear Dubbleigh over there bragging about his wife.”’ “What's he saying?” “He's telling Brown that all he is he owes to her.” “Humph! Do you call ging?"’—Boston Transcript. that brag- Enterprise.— We like a man who knows how to seize an opportunity, and have nothing but admiration for the dentist who is advertisin; “Coron: not have your teeth crowned with gold?” —London Punch. “Why Unexpected.—"'I hear your rich old uncle is deac “Yes, he “What did he leave? “A widow we'd never heard of."’— Washington Star. _Big.—The price of two cigars looks *r to a man who is putting it in the ction plate than a month's salary. New York Press. History Repeats Itself. 2OTH CENTURY, B.C, 20TH CENTURY, A. D. —Fliegende Blactter. 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I am, in short, in better health now than for a long while before, and I am sure I owe it to the use of your Postum."’ Name given by Postum Company, Battle Creek, Mich. “There's a reason.” Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. |The Summer Resort that provides Evans’ Ale for the enjoyment of its patrons has the best business insurance. It is a treat . |for everybody. Happy Days and Evans’ Ale go together. ORDER 4 SUPPLY NOW C. H. Evans & Sons, Hudson, N. Y. It Probably Would, If— A man who bought stock in a company Inquired if its value would jump any; He was told it could, And it probably would, Provided the price didn’t slump any. —Chicago News. Of Course.—‘‘They say he’s going to marry a woman thirty years older than himself.’" e! That's rich, isn’t it?’’ fo; but she is.'’—Detroit Press. Free A Bad Egg.—‘‘He always was a bad egg, but nobody seemed to notice it while he was rich.”’ “Yes, he was all right until ke was broke.’’—Sacred Heart Review. Defined.—‘‘Woman is a riddle,’’ re- marked the Wise Guy. “Yes,"’ agreed the Simple Mug. “She keeps us guessing and we hate to give her up.’’—Philadelphia Record. The Pied Piper has come— He called for his rats; And the girls, just for fun, Have turned down their hats. —Texas Coyote. | Customer—" THE RAT POISON MAY BE EXCELLENT, BUT THR RATS WON'T TAKE IT; YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT MORE tasty !” | Druggist—“1'VE TRIED THAT ALREADY, BUT i THEN THE APYRENTICE-BOYS EAT | Se —Fliegende Blactter, In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be anpreciated. comicbooks.com