Judge — April 22, 1911 — page 9: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Visitor—" aND 80 THIS 18 LITTLE WILLIE, WHOM 1 HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE THE NIGHT HE WAS BORN. BUT I'D KNOW The Aerobus. By MINNA IRVING F FLYING men keep on the way That they have started in, It soon will be a common thing To Mars to take a spin. From Union Square, with all the old, Familiar fret and fuss, We'll take upon our holidays A crowded aerobus. The passengers will pack the seats, As in the subway cars, And hang from straps along the sides And hit against the stars; And folks will threaten damage suits, And sweat, and shove, and c And letters to the papers write About the aerobus. Wanted To Know. “THOSE who dance have to pay the fiddler.” “‘Who pays the rest ofthe orchestra, pa?’ YOU ANYWHERE, MY DEAR, BY YOUR VOICE.” “One Way Out.” CAMBRIDGE car going into Bos- ton came to a sudden stop. After a short parley between motorman and conductor, the latter opened the door and shouted, ‘‘Passengers all out. Leave by the nearest door!"’ As the car was being emptied, a tall, spare woman, wearing spectacles and presumably blue stockings, touched the conductor on the arm and said ina re- proving tone, ‘‘Next time say the nearer door."" Maternal Advice. &¢)\ (OTHER, may I go out to fly?” “Yes, my darling daughter; And if you must fall from the sky, Try to fall in the water." ERSONS buying safety razors should also purchase phonographs and take a complete barber shop home with them. Lr PEDDLERS entice thee, consent thou not! Kid- nC em UP-TO-DATE. “ Aw, cut out those balloons and blow me some airships."” comicbooks.com