Judge — April 8, 1911 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Caustic Comment. My, [NSURGENCY is the fashion. It Y commenced among the Repub- % licans and spread to the Demo- 7 crats. Now it is ram- Mexico. Poor old Diaz, who has been the figurehead for the American combination of capitalists who have controlled the country, has lost the power to make the insurgents quai Aldrich and Hale will With other retired members, they kept the Senate to the orderly doing of its work. There are no new Senators who can take their places. Others of lighter caliber aspire to leadership, but they cannot do the work. Most of them think of themselves as presidential pos- sibilities and seek advertising to enhance their remuneration from Chautauqua circuits. China has a plague to fight and a famine to look after. Russia's patience with China has suddenly become ex- hausted. Russia believes this would be an opportune season to annex more Chi- nese territory. During his recent Eastern tour Wil. liam J. Bryan was kind enough to praise the virtue of sincerity. If the people had believed in Mr. Bryan's sincerity, he might have been President. Every little while Boston has an agi- tation over immodest art creations that find their way into its precincts. Many cities have unique ways of advertising themselves, Boston may be expected to go to the extreme of putting a harem skirt on the sacred codfish and of insist- ing that the naked sky be covered with clouds. Open-air park ‘theaters are projected be missed. ———__——_= EDITORIALS for New York City. It would be cheaper for it to pay the admission fees of ten thousand of its people nightly to regular theaters, and the latter would be able to see and hear, which would not be the case in park stadiums. Robert W. Chanler, the hero of an in- ternational matrimonial episode, is in Bermuda painting angel-fish pictures. It is assumed that he must first catch his fish. In matrimony he was the angel caught by a singing fish. wapereare ‘APRIL SHOWERS RRING MAY FLOWERS." THAN Conservation in Coffins. MILLION tons of costly metal go under the ground every decade in the United States in the burial of the dead. The man who made the estimate has been engaged in the manufacture of coffin hardware for a quarter of a cen- tury, and even to him this seems like an awful waste of good metal. In opening the graves of the country, he has opened a new and interesting field for the con- servationists, Let a D. D.S. now come forward and compute the millions of dollars’ worth of gold put under ground in the teeth of the departed. A few years ago some one computed the hun- dreds of thousands of dollars saved by the people ofa single State through a change of style which reduced the num- ber of buttons worn. But think of the vast wastefulness in the buttons which the country as a whole buries every year. This isa problem of conservation in which all are concerned and of expen- sive dying in which, sooner or later, all will take a hand. We have only touched upon the beginning of a fruitful line of inqui Let Brother Brandeis finish the culation scientifically — or as scientifically as a lawyer can. Handed Down from the Bench. PEAKS without being spoken to— loud attire. . The ‘‘man behind’? who has pluck be- comes the ‘‘man before.”’ If you ridea hobby, be sure that you have a curb bit. taying qualities are often just as sary for success as lots of go. Opportunities often grow in barren soil. Sc ciety debts are usually those that are paid first. A tule is proved by its exception comicbooks.com